As someone who lives on a body of water (kayaks, boats, swims, etc on the water, has kids on the water) jet boats and huge power speed boats are about the most obnoxious things on the water. PWC’s are significantly more low-key. Nothing more annoying then hearing BRAAAAAAAAWHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at 7AM on a…

Sounds like you need more spiders to eat the ants and crickets. That’s my garage. It’s a spider terror nightmare, but there are no other bugs. I’ve befriended the spiders.

That may not work out for our species.

I hate safe spaces as much as the next guy, but I find that most people who complain about the world being too PC are just pissed that they can’t be total assholes.

Exactly. I think the play right now is to buy the next cycle. I’d be shopping Diablo’s, 550's, and Murcielago’s. I think they are all at their Nadir, although even Diablo’s are on an upward trend.

Agreed. Avoid avoid avoid. Sounds like someone who deep down is a whiner but whose life has been so privileged and easy that he can only whine about the most obnoxious shit.

False. Go to any track day, and no regular track-rat would bother with a sedan, with only a few possible exceptions (E36 M3). It is Porsche. Miata, Z06, etc land.

All of those are actually pretty terrible track cars, except possibly the M3 and maybe the Giulia. No true track-rat would consider any of them for frequent track-duty, and a Fusion Sport .... really? Go to an Audi forum and ask how to track-prep an RS6. I guarantee that 90% of the responses will be, “Why on earth…

Then you should get to a Canepa cars and coffee sometime. 959 central.

I dunno. I kinda think it is so terrible that it is awesome. It’s certainly unique, and the theme is cohesive and well executed. It looks like some super villain car from 2030.

Life choices man. Live further out, get more land, enjoy your toys. Buy the right house for your lifestyle.

100% Agree. Even without an HOA, you trust that your neighbors will be conscientious. To everyone saying his neighbors should move, imagine trying to sell the house with a massive trailer like that parked next door. Even as a car guy, my first thought isn’t going to be “awesome, I’ll get along with this neighbor.”…

Will this also be the final car for Mitsubishi ever to be reviewed by Jalopnik? I don’t see anything else in their lineup or recent concepts that is review-worthy.

My most frustrating story of missed opportunities is when I went to a car auction in ~1993 and bid on a Dino 246 GT in good running shape. It had some patina and was probably a 7.5/10. I was outbid at $42k. I maxxed out at $41k. I ended up buying a 1990 Esprit SE for $36k. I was also Stratos shopping back in the late…

My problem is that now that I can afford some of my old dream cars, I just can’t wrap my head around the nonsense prices. I like to drive my cars. The Countach prices are particularly off-putting. I was looking for a Countach 4-5 years ago, and I just can’t shift the prices in my head.

Right!? Women’s swimming is such reverse sexism. What’s next? Swimming for cats? Where does it stop? Soon they’ll want to vote. Cats can’t vote. Don’t even suggest it.

I know where you’re coming from Bro. Women are the worst. Why do they deserve all this special treatment? They don’t even have penises with two little testicles like you and me! What is all that about?

I honestly loathe this comment. But I also hate you, so that’s probably why. I just don’t think you’re funny. Not as bad as Sandler, but damn I hate you

Cool opinion. Thanks for sharing. I see that you’ve got those cool out-of-the-norm viewpoints. Let me know what you think is funny, so that I can go shit all over it too.

Bubble alert. There is no way to justify this other than hype. 991 produced is not exceptionally rare even. This kind of shit just pisses me off. It’s a manufactured bubble.