I’m not sure what you’re implying here. That if you had footpegs you would have been the lucky man to divorce your wife and marry her friend? What a catch you must be!

Impressive hashtag skills. Have you considered a career in social media?

Well, you’re no fun at all.

I think the fact that he would never buy it is precisely why his opinion matters. I own 3 motorcycles and I would never buy this either, for much the same reason.

Nope. It was lame in 2001. The first description that stuck in my head was, “The PT Cruiser is a car for childless adults who vacation at Disneyworld”.

Outdated 750cc with 2-valve heads. It’s enough to get around, but you may lose a stoplight drag race to a Toyota Camry. I should add that I still love it and don’t plan to ever sell it. Outright speed isn’t the point.

Moto Guzzi has what you want with the V7. It’s a sub 400-lb cafe style bike. Problem is it’s pretty gutless. I know because I own one. They need to squeeze another 25-30 hp out of it to compete. Otherwise it’s a perfect commuter/around town bike. I preferred it over a Bonneville entirely b/c of the weight.

Not quite, they sold 10% and raised $1B, which puts the total valuation at $10B.

You can always find a cheap bike. I bought my first bike when I was in my early 30’s for $150, spent 2.5 years building it into my ideal Custom before I even rode it for the first time. A year later I bought a new V7. Last month I added a Bimota. I was the same as you. Always loved motorcycles from afar. It’s never a…

One thing people don’t get is that houses are liabilities, land is an asset. A $400,000 house on a $10,000 lot costs about the same to maintain as a $400,000 house on a $1 million dollar lot.

Austin already has a growing tech industry and rising rents. ABQ and Vegas aren’t the greatest places to live. The Bay area and Seattle are not just tech hubs but gorgeous and awesome places to live as well. Maybe Sedona, Santa Fe, or Moab, but fucking ABQ? No way

... and my touchscreen is basically how elephants feel.

Clearly, more guns is the answer. If every Corvette was mounted with front and rear turrets, she could have stopped his madman before he had a chance to pull the trigger.

There are neighborhoods with $2M houses where everyone drives $30k cars, and there are neighborhoods with $400k houses where everyone drives $100k cars.

Not all women. I dated women like that, but I married the opposite. When I tried to talk my wife into a Range Rover, she refused. “Too showy” she said. We got a 4Runner Limited and everyone’s happy.

I agree. I thought racecar in my mind, but wrote track car.

If you value your time at $0, then maybe you can scrap together “my first track car” for that price. Preparing a proper track car takes 100’s to 1,000’s of hours of work, less if you’re cranking them out to a spec such as this. Not having to do the work, and knowing that it’s been done to a professional standard goes…

Translation: My childhood sucked, so fuck you if yours didn’t...and nobody likes my shitty moto builds enough to make videos about them so fuck everyone for that too!

Well thank you for letting us know that. I’ve been riding for 5 years, and I’ve never heard anyone tell me how their brother/uncle/son/friend/self had a motorcycle right up until they were hospitalized/died when they lost control on loose gravel/got hit by a car running a red light/tried to sit up at 140mph/drove…

I’m hoping the front looks less awkward head on or in lighter colors. I can’t get a good read on it, but in these shots the headlights look unfinished.