fuck you deadspin. all youve done this entire time is slay incognito as this big bad bully racist. reading these texts makes him sound like an asshole yes, but certainly not a racist or a bully. and now that the story doesn't fit your narrative, you have no comment on it. fuck you. fuck you for injecting every…

Deadspin feelin' stupid about playin' Martin as the victim yet? Richie might be a dick, but it looks like he's a dick in the way your older brother is a dick. Martin needs to harden the fuck up. It's obvious football's not for him. He should go work a desk job somewhere where people won't hurt his feelings so much.

After reading all the texts, (I have no
Life) I feel increasingly bad for incognito. It seems like he and Martin were boys and Martin flips on him after he falls out of favor.

This is what people were going crazy about? It looks like a normal friendship to me.

I imagine that a poll asking respondents to rank their favourite sports would yield different results (there are other methodological issues, but this stands out). I mean, I love the NBA, but — if prompted to choose one sport — I'd probably go with pro football.

Here is the version I choose to believe is true, because it makes me feel less empty:

Mentions kid's Christmas List without linking back to it? That's bold. That's saying, "No Thanks, Page Views. That story is sufficiently in everyone's consciousness."

"Italian food is overrated ethnic food and it all tastes the same."

The idiocy of this comment.

You're framing "involvement" as a binary, all-or-nothing choice when it really isn't. There are some people who want to spend every second of their free time with their SO. There are also some people who are more independent and occasionally like to do things that don't involve their SO. Both things are fine. But the…

This is okay, whereas linking to 'A Handy State-By-State Guide to Tit Size' would be considered inappropriate and mocked on this site.

I don't think he's stepping into the field, I actually think that's the natural movement you make when avoiding something. That said, he's still WAY far off from where he'd normally be.

I can't wait for SI's five-part opus on "Why Deadspin's Florida State Series Sucks."

This is far from an exhaustive analysis. So many desperation-heave situations never mature because the prevent defense forces an interception or a turnover on downs. Some three-man rushes result in sacks that end the game without the fanfare of a long bomb. Some three-man rushes are only three-man rushes because the…

...but does he mean light blue or dark blue? Light blue Gatorade is the best (Frost Glacier Freeze) but whatever the dark blue one is can fuck right off.

I agree with the author as much as the next person, but would it be so horrible for Jez to ever cite sources when making arguments? For example, "drug addicts who fear repercussions are less likely to seek prenatal care than those who aren't using drugs" - source for that? It would strengthen your argument…

Tim, I can't believe I have to do this, but I actually have to agree with the commenter here. The point of the article is that there are many actual Native Americans that don't consider the term Redskin a slur, placing it on equal footing with names like the Cleveland Indians and Atlanta Braves. Can we really call…

Deadspin doesn't approve the multitude of comments raising the actual point of the article about the issue of letting a minute group of subjectively "offended" people make determinations for a large society. What a shocker. The meat of the article... coupled with the inarguable polling data and anecdotes presented in…

You guys, I am NOT like this, I swear. I never say things like this. But...um.

You and your family are sanctimonious and overwrought. I'm sure smokers have about as much respect for your neuroses as you do for their habit.