Russia: The Florida of the other side of the world.

Volkswagen does that already.

Let's see, someone else's project with someone else's problems for over twice the going rate of a stock Z06 or a new C7...Rob Ford levels of Crackpipe

Of course, it would take him 30-45 minutes to get across a parking lot with those tiny little legs.

Pushy bottom.

And to celebrate, GM is killing Holden's Australian manufacturing operations.

I give them 5 years before they're in deep shit.

Irregardless of the fact that their actions and responsibility covers far more than 50x that of the average worker? If a GM exec (were talking president/CEO here) makes a decision that destroys the company, thousands of employees lose their jobs. If you screw up, it is likely that the company or its employees will…

Wow.

At least we got drunk and had fun and it's overrrrr!

Somewhere, Julie Andrews is sitting primly in a chair, ankles crossed, hiding her smirk behind a gloved hand.

A few years ago I went to a theme party that was basically The Sound of Music in a gay crackhouse. We ended up with a few tag lines that are probably not suitable for straight audiences but damn if this post doesn't remind me of them:

- I am 16 Going Down on 17
- These are a Few of My Favorite Queens
- The Pills are…

I just love that Netflix understands marketing and on the side decides to give single people something to occupy themselves with on valentines' day.

Netflix: We know....It's ok...why don't you watch this all day......there there. Why don't you go grab that pint of ice cream. Wouldn't want you to get hungry during the…

The Daewoo Matiz. Looks like a turd, pulls like a turd, but its engine sound is the shit. (Live, at least— I rented one of these when I was on Crete for a couple of weeks and thoroughly enjoyed wrapping the motor up through the revs.)

Ford Fusion Pony Package

Is she laying on the horn to get daddy the lawyer to come outside and speak on her behalf?

And there it is: White Privilege, defined. If that's a minority, they're shot and killed — or at the very least, forcibly removed from the car (windows smashed and dragged out), tasered and cuffed.

Why do they need their own XBox Ones? Can't they share one? Is this a case of them not wanting to share or a case of Microsoft designing the new system so that it can't be shared and you need to buy several?

The Hulk does goatse.