Im amazed that people still dont know how a dick works...it gets bigger guys....damn.  It's a cold lake.. Trust me when fully erect its a nice one, hes not small by any stretch...

The supreme court just gave me the right to marry my partner a few years ago. Theres nothing I could have done to make that legal. Troll ass motherfucker....

AAnthony Kennedy didnt get tired....he was strong armed about his sons financial ties....  Journalism?  What's that?!? ..... 

My father got out 2 years ago.  Tobacco, cotton, soybeans.  Why work 80 hour weeks to break even?  He was a farmer for 45 years....we had to sell everything....

“Dont got"......

Theres a credit card sized piece of plastic you keep in your wallet that starts and opens the doors.  Just tap on the upper b pillar.

Laughing cow cheese??  That's fake cheese....

Confirmed, MKIV VW driver here.

“Hoonitruck”......... Ken Block is to cars, what Guy Fieri is to food....

Thats what they charge you with when you jump the subway turnstiles.  Its BS yea...lol

Form AND function!!

2190 pound curb weight tho....it wasnt that slow...

Drivetime / Bridgecrest,  look into those guys.  If you need I can send my agreement over....

Can we PLEASE retire the word "Hoon"?!?  At this point it has lost all meaning and is being beat to death....

Referring to her as First Lady is truly a fucking disgrace.....

Because jobs and a living wage.  If you lose your job for some reason, theres another place to hire you that afternoon.

Thank you!! I've been posting this but it keeps getting buried... 

Also Timmay is a welding robot....but the guy who’s job it was to properly align the machine however......

Rich person who was in rehab and has nothing to do but work out and go to therapy gets buff.....color me shocked....

If someone kicked over my my mother, who's had 2 knee replacements btw, I'd want them charged too.