Literally been waiting my entire life to reference that in writing, which means you are officially my new favorite person.

Level of queasiness thus far: that weird gnocchi scene between Sofia Coppola and Andy Garcia in The Godfather Part III.

I don’t understand... So she asked a judge to dissolve a legally binding contract based on rumors that this guy is abusive? Did she first prove in court that this guy abused her?

And the ROK has F15 and F16 with well trained pilots

Hey, go fuck yourself.

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Not enough boobs. 7/10

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Yeah, except the dialog at 0:01 that says :

These people are from Somalia, they’ve probably seen shit that would make most normal westerners cry for weeks. A hole in the plane and a nice and mellow emergency landing is nothing to even get excited about.

The calmness on that plane is incredible.

My desktop backgrounds rotate between photos of the following:

Makes my “40 hours of vacation 10 minutes at a time” breaks at work a lot better too if you know what I mean.

Excellent as always. Makes my day when I can sit down and dig into one if your great long articles.

I’m with you on this one. I was surprised when the motorcycle guy tapped, tapped harder, banged with his fist on the guy’s window. I expect he probably figured with his big group of friends, nobody had an answer for him. But then he realized was wrong.

Problem: Person in the full sized truck is obviously pissed off.

After careful examination of the video, it appears that the engine blew up.

I know its a VW but...