...and under that ocean, wouldn’t you know it, there was another ocean!

At the current rate for CGI artists, that video was $28,000.

So if we warm it up a bit, we’ve terraformed our own Fhloston Paradise!!!

“The discovery of an undersea ocean is obviously a big deal”

nothing here is ionizing

That explains the bombing and jet fighter sounds when they are burning the wood.

It’s also extremely similar to another one of their rides at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, the Griffon. It’s essentially just a bigger version.

Did some research and that’s actually true. Which doesn’t actually prevent these guys from being popular in the cancer ward, though, so I’m technically still right. Somewhat.

Microwave radiation is not ionizing. Hence, no cancer ward. Burn ward, maybe.

Impressive clip, but the artillery is what got my attention. Looking into it appears they are in the middle of war-torn Luhansk doing these videos.

What’s wrong? Are you saying you want a manual transmission electric vehicle? That’s not how these things work...

This is the version of the Panamera that is Sex on wheels to me. This should have been produced yesterday

You pay a technology premium, sure. But, no one that has ever sat in or driven a Tesla thinks they’re junk. No one.

these are 100% the worst people in the jalopnik community. nobody gains anything from disparaging something that’s actually, and not ostensibly or arguably, great. it’s fucking stupid. tesla rules sorry.

One of the tether-based airbags probably saved me from a concussion last year. I’m a huge advocate for them, they’re pretty cheap insurance.

I ride every day with my Hit-Air and I don’t understand why every article I read about air bag vests/jackets can’t just mention the Hit Air.

Typically not. I know from practical experience that the Hit Air vest is able to be reloaded in less than a minute.