Something relevant like... Gender Studies?

Whatever you do, don’t buy the 2.0 EcoBoost. In order to have any modicum of passing ability you have to floor it and that will totally negate the MPG advantage over the 3.5 V6. Actually, instead of getting a new 3.5 Limited try to find a CPO Sport.

That’s why

Also, it looks like school just got out and there are kids around the street... What a dick, certainly shouldn’t be driving.

Most cringeworthy video I’ve seen in a while. Can ferrari use their super douche powers to confiscate this car from this particular ass clown. I mean they send out cease and desist orders all the time for lesser things right?? I can’t image it would be to hard to find the owner either.

That Bordeaux Red is the sweetness.

I like you.

I had a tough time choosing between Miami Blue and Carmine Red.

A little flashy, yes. But screw it. If I’m spending over $100k on a sports car, I’m going to want people to notice!

The idea would be that the enemy wouldn’t notice the F-22/F-35 because they are stealthy, especially if their focused on F-15s further out.

Carrera S with white paint, RS design wheels, and a tan interior. Sport package (sport chrono, sport exhaust, rear steering), 18 way seats, Premium Plus package, PASM, and a stick shift for the notinsaneforwhatyouget price of $126,020. Once again, that's not a bad price for a loaded 911 Carrera S.

To us, the base model with four-wheel drive and four-cylinder EcoBoost makes a lot of sense. It offers the best fuel economy, you get tons of torque from that 2.3-liter turbo, and it only costs you about $34,990

The liberal crocodile tears are so real in the gawker network

I’m starting to get tired of the Russian dashcam videos.

hypnotic

On the other hand, my 2010 Fusion is one of the hardest vehicles to parallel park you'll ever encounter. The trunk is so high in the air, once you get beyond a certain point, you're completely guessing.

I love the car, but the rearward visibility is completely horrible.

Can I nominate my comment for ''Worst comment on Jalopnik 2014?''

the hell you smokin', jack?!