Cranston’s comments really irk me.

This is probably the most satisfying conclusion to a column.

• Megyn Kelly said, “I hope what we’re doing here is providing a light for men out there... If you wanna pay a compliment to a woman in the office, which I feel is already shaky territory, I feel like, ‘You look nice’ is solid. You cross over into ‘hot’? Less solid.”

Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/16/17

Let’s just give Elizabeth Heiskell Megyn Kelly’s timeslot. I would rather have an hour of her over Megyn Kelly anyday and she seems like the perfect segue to Hoda and Kathy Lee getting day drunk.

Absolutely. I love Franken as a senator, and had been hoping he’d run in 2020. But he needs to step down, now.

It’s more than the photo though. The article is pretty clear on that.

For anyone counting, this one IS a first amendment issue, what with the sheriff and that prosecutor saying they will try to bring charges. That is the government trying to suppress free speech (as opposed to twitter removing a checkmark, which is not). Now lets see those self styled libertarians on the alt!right…

Fuck Trump.

I’m sure they will rise from the ashes of this like the mighty Penis.

We were the Minutemen, so suck it.

Oh fuck off.

Do yourself a favor and go listen to the episode of Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me with Henry Winkler. Apparently this whole story line was a result of his mother nagging him by letter to tell the showrunners that he has other skills they can use - like water skiing. He ignores her forever because how the holy eff are you…

C’mon, everyone knows Carol’s in HR, not Accounts Receivable.

Yeah, I’ll also take Ben’s proposal over Jim’s. And I love their vows:

Ben and Leslie make Jim and Pam look like dog food with ants crawling all over it.

Yes! I’ve re-watched The Office a lot over the years and my conclusion is that Jim is a bully who uses his ‘aw shucks’ looks to get out of shit. And the actor made a conscious decision to star in that fucking Benghazi movie FFS.

That’s unfortunately true...sociologists who study the transition to adulthood consider marriage one of the markers of adulthood. It’s one of the reasons you see so many articles talking about millennials delaying adulthood - because that’s how they’re measuring it. As a different kind of social scientist, it…

A ten year old I know overheard me telling his mother (on the phone) that I was considering leaving my job for somewhere with greener dating pastures. He called out, “Has she tried a Jewish dating service?”