That’s the old badly-held dog. Here’s his “““““stray”””””:

Maybe it’s the angle, but that “stray husky” looks suspiciously like a pure bred golden retriever puppy...

Samesies. Weird how they seem to appear in packs right when I most need an image-rehabilitating softball article in US Weekly!

The humane treatment of a dog is to keep it on a leash but let it walk free.

when she was 14-years-old

This reminds me of Clooney’s statement, which boiled down to “I knew he was a horrible, vindictive, mean asshole to everyone he ever met, prone to violence, and sexually harassing women, including quid pro quo manipulations of many young women and various other types of complete disregard for social norms, but how…

Are you kidding me? Blades of Glory doesn’t make the cut?

Her existential “this is awesome!” talk is so transparent.

• Megyn Kelly mentioned that a bunch of space junk will soon fall somewhere on the planet and said, “Good luck. Hope you live.”

Original host of Talk Soup on E!

Oh My God, I just realized that I dance like Megyn Kelly. This is what my friends have been politely trying to tell me all these years.

Fuck Maureen Dowd I’m not surprised she’s still clutching her women shaming schtick that worked so well in the 90s. It’s the only time she was relevant. But why does she still have such a high profile platform?

I’m just gonna go ahead and make a different one every day every time one of you guys posts this.

God, her show is like the entertainment equivalent of a root canal. And I saw Star Wars Episode I in theaters seven times, so I know a thing or two about pain.

Is her shirt backwards? Why are they sitting on bar stools? That cannot be comfortable. Why does Michael Phelps look attractive? Greg Kinnear is kind of a DILF.

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/19/17

David Cross needs to stop. He’s actually a brilliant comedian, but also a complete asshole. How hard would it have been to say, ”Charlene, I don’t remember saying racist things to you, but I know it’s possible. Often, I am an asshole. I appreciate your letting me know how remarks I think of as off-hand can really…

So, full disclosure: I was an army wife for a period, divorced my ex who is still a soldier, and we are both happily remarried and we all get along, lalala

Oh my fucking god. What a time to be alive...