My funniest association with Jurassic Park is when I took my 37-year-old boyfriend to see it FOR THE FIRST TIME when it was re-released last year and, at the end where they're choppering poor old Jeff Goldblum out of there and all the dinosaurs are running around free below, he leaned over and whispered, "so... what,…

Why is that melodica cover so funny? I can't articulate it, but it is making me cry with laughter.

They probably also finish each other's sandwiches.

I think this is all an elaborate cover and that Abbamonte is actually selling Hostel-style thrill kill packages. Meals/full bar included.

Exactly. At a MINIMUM, a normal person pulling some of this shit would have been deported long ago. I agree with all the facts in evidence — that he is, in many ways, a casualty of his circumstances and the self-interested adults around him — but you can't help but be frustrated when he's insulated by money and fame…

Maybe this is unfair or unnecessarily judgmental, but I feel like this would be more funny/less sad if she didn't have some minor IRL connection to him. Like, if your wacky friend did this as a goof that went viral, it would be great, but knowing that this poor lady is just kind of counting the minutes until BC…

And what about all the people who DON'T live alone on an island with a pet volleyball? Who will speak for them?

What male prisoners is he even talking about? I'm slightly more than halfway through the second season and the only male prisoners I've seen are the two or three guys serving/working in the prison in Episode 1 and only one of them has any activity of note (which is, to be fair, pretty aggressive), but it's a pretty…

Why did the makers of Apollo 13 focus so much on the experiences of astronauts whose flight experienced a disaster when the vast majority of space flights go off without a hitch?

celebrity impersonation side business?

Yes, this is my primary free association for Adam Levine as well. Adam Brody really sells it.

Men are not as sophisticated as women," he goes on. "They're not as mature as women. They're not as connected with their emotions as women. There's a very Neanderthal quality that still exists in a lot of men. There's the carnal shit you can't deny.

Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yesssssssssssssssss.

yep. exact same reaction. People of Earth: just say "women." If you're going for something jazzier, ladies is fine.

beat me to it :)

Another commenter here recounted a story about going into court wearing a pantsuit and getting reamed by the judge for wearing inappropriate attire (!?!). For pants. I would like to put one of these old men in an fMRI machine and show them pictures of ladies in pants to figure out what's wrong with their brains that…

My guess is that it's actually the nail polish that people are subconsciously reacting to - I only wear open toed shoes if my toenails are painted and I only ever paint my toes red (obviously, that's just me) but i suspect that a red toenail peeping out does have a slightly racy connotation for many. I've never…

They drew straws.