I bet even cancer can get cancer. Probably got the little ribbon on its car saying it's a "cancer cancer survivor" and shit.

Looks like it's back to my diet of birth-control pills and FiberOne bars.

I bet he popped his gum one too many times

Virgin™. But very excited to read this nonetheless.

I don't buy this because—if I understand correctly—the sample was 70 men from Atlanta, which is not a large or diverse enough group to draw meaningful results. Also, my husband has large balls and is a devoted, loving, involved father.

In response to Jimmy Kimmel's announcement that "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire" was staged, Sandor Clegane aka The Hound released the following statement,

Who on earth is 'Taco' and has he always been this unbelievably stupid? I mean, wow!

Distracting and faddish was that awful chunky two stripes of blonde highlights in your very dark hair thing circa 2000-2003ish. Also, the, look at all the gel I can smear into my hair look from roughly the same era. ALSO, the look at all the wee little buns I've covered my head with! Also, the frosted tips! The…

SHOW US UR SWIMN CERTIKKATE, NYADBUMMER

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So I was at work today and I am a bit of a goof. So naturally I was in the stock room acting a little goofy w/ some of the people to I know who work there. In comes this white guy from another store who was there to help redesign the store and he sees me and he goes and I quote, "I want to say a racist comment right…

Does anyone get annoyed when people comment on their body? Even when it is positive? I am muscular (a size medium), I work out and lift weights. During the warmer months I tend to wear short selves and shorts so more of my body does show. Yet it always surprises me who comments on my body. I have had two professors…

Has anyone ever worked on a piece of writing for so long that by the time you're nearly finished, all you want to do is kill it with fire? If I read this essay one more time, I swear I might explode.

Woot! Girls night! I bought a new dress. It has a mess neck and side cut outs, but you can't really see them in the picture:

So I'm having a day.

Nine days until I take over a pre-k classroom with 20 kids. This is my first teaching job and I'm a bit terrified. I'm also dreading the commute that will be either bus, subway, bus or bus, bus, bus. It's only an hour each way, but going across the Bronx by public transit is a horrible thing. I'm already planning…

My relationship with my dad has been strained for the past few years. Ever since I got engaged to my husband, a man my dad doesn't much like and my stepmother can't stand. (There is no good reason, other than them not understanding some of his personality quirks that we later found out are part of Asperger's. Hubs…

It has been exactly 1 year since my last psychiatric hospitalization! I am so proud of myself. I hope that doesn't come across too arrogant. I've been working hard the past two years, but this last year everything seemed to come together. I still have issues and I'm continuing to work on things with a therapist…