BedBathAndJihad
Bed Bath and Jihad
BedBathAndJihad

A great athlete, though a cheater, who is as rotten a human being as there is.

Could broadcasts please cease cutting to him every 3 minutes?

On the last day, the Russians were advancing. They were 200 yards down the road. He married Eva Braun, right? They had a cake. And some champagne. They retired to bed early. In the morning, he poisoned her and shot himself, and the gardener burned the bodies. Right? Now, say what you would about Hitler, but that’s a

I don’t blame them for not bad mouthing Stalin. Fox would have to get permission from Trump who would have to get permission from Putin. Bureaucratically, it is a nightmare.

My country plays in the AFC, so along with about a third of the world’s population, we see the Japanese national team on a regular basis, as well as teams from the J-League in the AFC Champions League, including matches against my club team.

Senegal also wins the “most awesome looking coach” award by a wide margin (sorry England, though the vest is cute). He looks like a bad ass vampire lord.

As an American of mixed ethnic heritage I say LET’S GO CROATIA!!!!

Wow. That’s some heavy shit. I wish I’d known about this before the match. When Shaqiri scored and stripped his jersey off, I thought only of the announcers I’d heard during Stoke matches giving him stick for being a selfish player. This explains a HELL of a lot. Responding to fans who are mocking you with t-shirts of

Just watch the games on Telemundo.

But the guy who hosts the studio show is unbearable. He might be the biggest jackass I've ever seen on TV. The other pundits, even Lalas can't believe they are talking to him. 

Between the last 30 minutes of that game and the first portion of the show about the Brazilian team that had the plane crash, I'm pretty much wrecked emotionally for the day.  Thanks soccer.

meh. hard to call Mexico and the US “rivals”.  you have to be competitive to be rivals.

To be honest, I’m actually kind of glad that, years ago, I decided that I was always going to root against Germany in the Euros and World Cup. Because you need a good gut punch every two years or so to remind yourself that you’re alive.

Next up for Germany: Austria, Poland, Belgium, the Netherlands, and France, though not necessarily in that order.

I’m Mexican-American, so I have no problem ripping off my USA shirt to reveal a Mexico shirt underneath, WWE-style

It should violate anyone’s religious convictions who has religion to serve fascists.

Kellyanne is Catholic. Mulvaney is Catholic. Kelly is Catholic. Throw Hannity in there too. The Pope seems like the kind of person who wouldn’t take kindly to the kind of bullshit this administration and its lackeys are pulling.

There’s no excuse for them not to be screamed out of every public space in DC. Start printing flyers with their faces and NOT WELCOME written below.

They can apply for entry into these restaurants, but they’ll be separated from their meals until the paperwork has been accepted.