Jeter needs Obama's speech writing team.

Hey there's Rudy the racist.

hush Jeter the jerkoff is speaking.

The interwebs say it might be Paul McCartney and/or BRUUUCCCEEE

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Who is the concert?

it's always the Asian guy who helps us.

Hearts? Is this Deadspin or Teenbeat?

We scored, we scored, we scored. Oh wait. It's 8-1.

@Colonel Dubby: yeah he is, this is ugly for me.

Evening all, if u just heard a loud obscenity, it was me for the D-Backs losing the Cardinals now 7-0.

@HockeyMountain: What did Costas ask him? My PC and TV are in different rooms. Did Rogge ever call out that British fuck-tard for taunting in the men's 4x400 relay semi-final?

@Where is Ron Mercer!!: I want to see the US lose, not Spain win...big difference. Spain can lick my taint, too.

Hey all, there is no D because Mike D'Antoni is a coach for Team USA. Nice to see Chris Paul and Dwyane Wade in mid-season bitching mood. Man I'm experiencing some world-class schadenfreude. It'd an early Christmas present to see Kome, LeBronze, Kidd, Mellow lose tonight.

Also in 1993 Kurt Cobain had his brains inside his head rather than splattered on his kitchen floor.

Since there are no playoff games on ESPN, they won't cover the playoffs. They probably have a BBTN show already rehearsed saying why no Yankees equals bad TV.

Way to suck in the 2nd quarter LeBronze and gang.

Argentina is playing like shit at the moment.

@Tyrone Slothrop: yeah

USA — Argentina basketball game is starting. It's online for those that can watch at work.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Thanks for catching me up. By some miracle, I avoided knowing what happened until they just showed it in Phoenix.