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Hey DUAN, NOLA please, please oh please oh please win.

Hola DUAN!

I'd like to profess my man-crush on Brandon Webb...tonight so far against Colorado. 6 IP, 0 BB 7 K 2 singles allowed, 0 runs allowed, 10 ground balls to 1 fly ball.

Kurt Thomas outflopped even Ginobli on that last charge.

What a shock, Bob Horry makes a play that knocks a star player out of a game.

@I Party With 33765-183: Did you hit your head recently?

@ltwinslow: Affirmed, can't believe the DBack got him from the White Sox for Javier Vasquez. Young and Upton, too, are awesome.

@J-No: Did Jimmy Edmonds get booed or cheered?

@UkraineNotWeak: I think she used to be a Phoenix Suns dancer.

@ltwinslow: Could u bounce a quarter off her ass from a mile away?

Fuck a Bruce Bowen.

I must have blacked out, but why all the soccer talk?

Shut UP JVG

@She Blinded Me With Violence: It's not you...The Office doesn't even start here for me for another hour.

Doesn't Tony Parker know that he can't win an argument unless Eva is there to back him up.

CP3 wooo

Evening all DuAN!ers

Maybe KoMe has threatened the Faker fans to chant MVP for him or else he will rape their mothers.

@PaulByrdsDentist: Dumbass shot by Utah.