@TattooedMess(iah): Buddy Guy is in the Rolling Stones concert movie Shine a Light. He joins them for 'Champagne and Reefer'. He scares the shit out of Keith and Mick by staring them down before he sings. It's fuckin' great.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Hillary is the political version of Triple H....with a bigger dick.

What's up ya squares?

So does finishing my taxes at 11:40 qualify as procrastination?

@Jerkwheat: I'll also include my Deadspin avatar.

So does the IRS take post-dated checks?

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: That girl need some new friends, and her mom needs to be slapped Ike Turner style.

Evening Duan, just finished watching the Suns put a beat-down on the Spurs. That is all.

Bless those Rocky Mountains...fuck the rest of the Nuggets.

Evening DUAN...nothing can get me over a Suns loss tonight than to talk about boobies here.

D-Backs win on 3 solo home runs. Leadoff man Chris Young in mid-season form with a HR and 3 K's.

Does the new DC stadium come with snipers to shoot people who sit behind home plate and wave at the camera?

@Bed Bath and Jihad: I'm sending a gift basket to the Grizzlies for beating the Lakers in LA. 53 for the Rapist, but only 1 assist.

Just read that Derek Fisher has a torn tendon in his right foot, but plans on playing through it. Woohoo go Laker injuries!

@Metschick: I bought a PS3 last year. I was going back and forth between PS3 / XB360 until it was appearing that Blu-Ray was going to win out. If you have an HDTV that can go up to 1080p, you will be in heaven using the HDMI connection. If no 1080p, you'll still love it. Ratatouille on Blu-Ray is epic.

The West Regional is here at the Pink Taco next year. I can't think of a dumber idea. The seats weren't even full at the US Airways Center. Yet I'll want to go. Just think if the NFL wanted the Super Bowl at Daytona Speedway.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: How did you get that nifty star commentator distinction?

@Innings Eater: Thank you, thank you.

What up y'all? Had my third PETscan Tuesday, and it came back all clear yet again. I rule!

Opening Day rulez and all but going to a Yankee's opening day when you are a Mets fan just seems wrong.