It only took the four letter 90 minutes to post it on their site. Fuck them. Friday is going to suck for Will.

John Mellencamp is starting to look like Jerry Lewis.

Nothing says NFL like a fat chick in spandex singing.

@PQ Crash: Poochie

@Berto: If Ookie goes to a prison where they run the West Coast offense on there intramural team, he might have a shot.

Daft Punk's last CD sucked big hairy donkey balls. The others are great for music made by Frenchies.

Considering how quick the D-Backs vs. Braves game is going, I don't think the Pants Party is getting their money's worth in BBQ and beer.

speaking of boobies, the Phoenix Suns are announcing their dance squad for the upcoming season on local TV here tonight. It might on their website also (not sure).

Nice move by Hank...congrats to Barry, but this still doesn't make up for me still being pissed when he couldn't throw out Sid Freaking Bream.

I wonder how many takes Hank Aaron needed to make this video.

@metschick: touche...

Ryan Zimmerman does not like records to be broken. Bud must have promised him some strippers after the game.

Just watched the Pearl Jam @ Lollapalooza webcast. That was fucking sweet. And to top it off your favorite cross-dresser, Dennis Rodman, comes up on stage during the last song.

Bonds comes out for a pinch runner after walking again. Bud is relieved. Now I can go back to watching the D-Backs blow an 8 to 1 lead.

@Woptimus Prime vs Dagotron(fka Stupid Wop Jarnold): well said...

Babe Ruth had a gut bigger than Bonds has. Does this mean that he was on steroids too?

Way to show some emotion Bud...you fucktard. He looked like he was giving the ole twig and berries some pleasure.

Is ESPN using the 'Draft Track' crap on Berman tonight?

You can't compare F1 to NASCAR. In F1, the fans are required to bathe.

I'm trying to decide between: