No fucking shit. My head kinda exploded when I read that. The kid was 10 years old!

Is it just me or does that Marine look like a young Barack Obama?

Well said!

One who got married really young.

Every person who is a father and a mother knows why I am doing this.

I think Fox News requires them to do everything in multiples of 911 now. Just like how we Jews prefer to do things in multiples of 18.

During the past five years, I've learned that time flies faster than you think, and because you only live once you have to learn from your mistakes, live your dreams and be accountable.

Yeah, all that "I just love kids and being around their energy and sometimes we play and tickle" etc. is straight out of the Book of NAMBLA. Michael Jackson used to trot out the exact same excuses, which is why I was always convinced he was a straight-up molester.

Ah yes, the apologists. Sorry you feel we're far too tough on men who rape kids and the women who cover up for them.

Amendola has got to be the worst lawyer ever. On the other hand, he impregnated a teenage client. When he was in his 40s. It's like he and Sandusky were meant to be because they might as well have met in some on-line chat room for creeps.

Let me just say that if I had been having a freak-out like that and someone kept trying to put their hand over my mouth the way Adrienne was doing to Taylor, I'd have bitten her fucking fingers off.

I dunno that I would have liked it as a swizzle stick, but I thought Mama Joyce was being kind of ridickulous herself getting all angry about it like that. Ditto Nene who used to be a stripper herself, so I dunno why she thought she was entitled to get all high-horsey about it.

I think it's going to be a lot more complex for Rosie and her fiancee given the fact that she's bringing 4 kids to the marriage. Getting married to someone that quickly when you have a bunch of kids seems incredibly irresponsible to me. I understand the temptation to get married in a big romantic swoon but you're not…

Seriously, LA Times, find some real news to report on. A 13 year old girl from a family of tall people is...tall? Stop the presses!

::passes Doritos to Phyllis::

In order to gain absolution for Becket's murder, Henry agreed to allowed himself to be whipped by 80 monks (symbolically, but I bet at least a few of them laid on with the whip anyway).

Sometimes one cape is not enough to fully convey to your lady how bad you want her to stay.

Aw yeah. Those old school guys really knew how to beg.

Baby, pleading will never get better than this.