Thanks.

So if you express any distaste for seeing Nancy Grace's private parts out in public at any time, that makes you a target of the ::fingerpoint!:: for body-snarking? Puh-lease.

Even if he manages to pull this off, it's not going to help with his grand public image reclamation project. Quite the opposite, in fact.

I'm not sure that even my white-hot passion for ASkars is enough to make me go to an Equinox. Good to know, tho'!

ASkars goes to a gym in NYC? wherewherewherewherewherewhere...?

Won't someone think of the ladies??

This was such an awesome comment. S&M&M absolutely should be a flavor! Kudos suiterkin!

Dr. Phil is so wrapped up in his pseudo-clinical concern troll routine he can't even fake any sympathy. You think he'd managed to crank out at least a facsimile of empathy for the sake of ratings.

Does Mel Gibson also own the network that was airing the Emmys?

::vomit::

I actually flashed on an image of a giant pile of 2 liter soda bottles and wanted to barf.

Ditto.

Yeah, I think you would have to show that you suffered ill-effects from the screw-up, i.e. got pregnant. Still, if that happened, you bet I'd be part of that class-action suit!

She specifically told me to look at the small foil oval on the back of the package, which had the batch # and expiration date. Apparently in the bad packs, the foil is all jacked up and the numbers are illegible. Mine were clean and legible. Also, look at the colors of the pills themselves. I don't know what Gildess…

I was DISPLEASED when I realized that I have Qualitest brand Cyclafem with batch numbers that match the recalled pills. I called the 1800 number for my mail order pharmacy and was put through to a very nice pharmacist who walked me through examining the packages to make sure that mine were not duds. They are not. She…

No matter how much she makes from showing those videos, it won't be enough to cover the shitload of therapy she clearly still needs.

@Sorcia: Girl, you nasty. Brava!

Is there even such a thing as NSFW at American Apparel?

Yep, things have changed a lot. My mom had a copper 7, which perforated her uterus, and that always made me leery, but the new generation of IUDs are much better.

The Pill reduces your risk of ovarian cancer because it halts ovulation (well, nearly all forms of it do.) I don't think it's been shown to have any effect on cervical cancer.