Theoretically they're supposed to. But maybe JetBlue is the airline equivalent of the 7-11 with clerks who don't give a fuck.

And he was 18. That's some serious negligence on the part of the airline.

We may have found something worse than motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.

Completely amazing, considering how she looked before. I hope she has a full, happy life with that new face.

Yes, that's exactly what I meant. You're so clever the way you figured that out!

Even if she was a bitch to him, she's still the mother of his four kids. I'm reasonably sure they weren't loving the fact that he wore a shirt that insulted their mom...especially considering they're divorcing because he was fucking around on her.

So true. It's so much harder to work up a good sweat in bed when your stomach is full.

I couldn't resist. Hearted back!

Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears.

If there are no Docs or flannel, it's not the 90s.

So convenient, right?

Grigoriadis is a reliably crappy writer when it comes to women's issues...she's the author of the incredibly wrong-headed piece about birth control pills last year. I groaned as soon as I saw her byline on this because I knew it would be full of contradictory, "convenient theories for you" unsubstantiated bullshit.

I have the link in a file marked "in case of emergency". It never fails to make me LOL.

But these are the things that happen with all couples.

I was just going to say the same thing!

Was just going to say that. If equal punishment is the name of the game, five drops under anesthesia is hardly going to do the same amount of damage that he did to her.

Oh, Amy.

Agreed. I have seen addicts try to drink in moderation, but almost never ended well.

PrarieMuffin's right. Even though drugs and alcohol produce different kinds of behavior (alcohol is a depressant, coke is a stimulant, etc), the changes they make to the brain and the way addicts respond to them are pretty similar. If you really want to get clean, you can't be fucking around with any kind of…