Ethte me hathe felithe.

@tidymaze: At our gay wedding, you know there will be a giant layer cake!

Fuck pie. Fuck cupcakes. No one needs those dried-out prissy little pocket-sized bitch desserts anyway.

@ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): It's a three letter word that starts with P and ends with E....

@crocuta: Word. Evo psych often has as much to do with science as the krab in my California roll has to do with actual Dungeness. I honestly wish people would stop funding their "studies."

@crocuta: I'm gonna add to that: "Perhaps women prefer a man with a little more emotional awareness and experience in the sack?"

Without making a judgement on his guilt or innocence, I can say for certain that I think he absolutely has the right to choose not to eat.

@Ding-Dang: Heh. Maybe that's what he was trying to do.

@Almost Like Loving: I know...even as a kid I was like "Uh, they only ate that brown bread for how long?" My mom was like "Oh...I'm sure they weren't in any real danger."

@acookieaday: Re-reading Godey's Ladies' Book magazine by candlelight would get old FAST.

@la.donna.pietra: My earliest memory of it in rap is "Play hard to get/ females get jealous" from "Bust A Move" by Young MC in 1989.

@acookieaday: Burning twists of straw and eating almost nothing but bread made from home-ground wheat?

@la.donna.pietra: Somewhere along the line, rappers started using "females" too. And since hip-hop has never exactly been up-with-women...that didn't help.

@rolandreally: OMG, that's exactly how I look in meetings if I haven't had coffee. Or if there are sexist assholes there!

@LaBing: I know. I'm technically female, but I'm a WOMAN. I'd like my humanity to be acknowledged, please.

@SwishSwishSpit: That's what she has claws for.

@rolandreally: Yes, and that is why wolverines are AWESOME!

"An affront to all females ?"

@JinxyMcDeath: Ken yehi ratzon!

@Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Hearted!