I expect this SATC movie is going to be plenty sad....just not in the way SJP means.

On behalf of all New Yorkers:

Yeah, I work in print media, and I have seen a lot of production errors in my time. There's NO FUCKING WAY that's a production error.

@la.donna.pietra: Michael K. Williams can have me anytime, anywhere. Oh, indeed.

Well....I think the apology was sincere, but the apology is for hurting Erin Andrew's feelings, not for the actual fuck-up: slut-shaming a stalking victim.

"Tubal rats" made me laugh out loud.

@Katharsis: Snake oil is always outrageously exorbitant, and I'm sure it's the main ingredient in this diet.

@ImeldaMacGuyver: I totally second all you said, especially about being lonely in a marriage. There's this notion that life is like an Austen novel—-once the love is declared and the marriage certain, we can draw the curtain on the happily ever after. It's a dangerous idea, IMO, and leads to a lot of unhappiness,…

@zagreb: Somewhere, I'm sure, is a Cosmo article that tells you precisely how many.

@fjordtjie: I guess....but I suspect Jennifer Aniston's personal chef could whip up a perfectly nice organic, sugar-free meal with the same number of calories. It seems to be the chewing thing that makes this different—like you said, you're supposed to drink the food.

Will someone please explain to me why pureeing even matters to this stupid-ass diet? If you're eating half an apple or four peas and two baby carrots or whatever, couldn't you just puree them in your mouth with your teeth and saliva the way nature intended?

@emilyanne: You mean your daughter doesn't have a shirt with "Sexxxy!" bedazzled on it?

I don't think an out-and-out girlcott on all pink clothing is called for, because pink is a good, flattering color.

@sangmo: Aw, thanks. That makes my day!

@ronniedobbs: So true. Well said.

@hamburgerhotdog: Right. But she can't write about Gawker without incurring the wrath of The Denton. So....more white lady navel-gazing in book format...

I guess I'm not that nice after all.

@Katharsis: Thanks!

@judgingamy: Thank go to Anna H. for syndicating it! You can always drop the Harpyness blog too: www.harpyness.com. I post there a few times a week.

@toadaleh: Was it at least a comprehensive article about fucking blow-up dolls?