Substances in fast food that are linked to increased risk of breast cancer:

@AmosTrue: Is "restraint" even in Jim Carrey's vocabulary? He's just about the least subtle actor I can think of.

@Diziet_Sma: Yeah, taking the piss.

Thanks, but I already saw this movie when it was called "Kiss of the Spider Woman."

@laurasaurus: Also, what's with the flappy strappy things? They just dangle there after you buckle them?

Holy shit, it's Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!

@femme-bot: And divorcees, too! Because being divorced totally doesn't mean you're a skanky loser anymore!

They were run by men and their rules were to fulfill the typical male fantasy that beautiful young girls had to be virginal

I would clean every toilet at Yankee Stadium with a toothbrush before I would sign on for this.

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: What, your toes aren't supposed to curl over the edge of your shoes like shrimp cocktail?

There's "low-key" and then there's "publicity whore low-key".

@bluebears: Wait, MARIO wrote that?

I was there in December. The conditions for those poor animals are terrible at the Amber Fort.

@elizaboo: Starving models, perhaps.

@elizaboo: I think that's probably true. Knockoffs might reduce the snob value and exclusivity of overpriced designer goods.

It's not like the people who buy the $10 fake Prada purse on Canal Street were going to buy the $1,000 real Prada bag on 5th Avenue but decided they'd rather have the fake.

@sonjamikail: I know, and I'm worried we'll never see him again!

Where is Big Gay Sal?

@velma: That's some good parenting, right there.

@Tippi Hedren: Hey, if you're going to be a hateful racist asshole, you're doing the world a public service by putting it out there right where people can see it.