I would happily make them coffee and muffins every morning if they'd let me hang out.

How awesome would it be if that puppy had an accident at that exact moment?

As long as you only abort your later pregnancies, nature's totally cool with it.

I actually found this touching—it's great to be able to give birth with your mom and sisters there to support you, and yeah, kudos to Kourtney for pulling that kid right out.

@Donovanesque: Me too!

That "moment of hips" was just a moment , though. No need to panic, Vogue readers.

This is no different than when women were forbidden to run the Olympic marathon out of "concern" for their "health." I call bullshit—paternalistic, alarmist, sexist bullshit.

@Pickard.AL: Armed with hockey sticks.

@likepenguins: Yeah...that's kinda what I think. I mean..the freaks DO come out at night sometimes, and you never REALLY know.

@bluebears: Jeebus would disagree.

@doodley is not amused: EXACTLY.

@lizdexia: That's what I thought. Of course, if Jesse ever finds out who beat the hell out of his dog, that dude will be a grease spot in the road.

Please tell me that didn't end badly.

@Tippi Hedren: She appears to be wearing makeup—makeup that's not smeared all over her face! And cute shoes! How is that possible?

@the glamwich: You had me at "Oh for the love of Ray J." Hearted!

@yvanehtnioj: Brava.

She looks about 1000% better than I do when I get off a long plane flight.

Dear Project Runway Producers:

Every time I watch this show, I am reminded of this immortal wisdom: Snoop Doggy Dogg...you need to get yourself a jobby job.

I'm curious about why married women get a pass. Anyone?