@fjordtjie: He paid for her law school degree, I think. But I haven't heard a thing about anyone complaining that he oly gave raises/promotions to women he slept with, or that he failed to promote men or women he didn't sleep with.

@Diziet_Sma: I don't particularly like his show or think he's funny. So you can trust me on this one!

@minnesotameltdown: I would have done Paul Newman all night long on his 80th birthday. That man had some serious mojo, no matter what his age.

@Holy Carp: "the only good reason I can see for a pretty young girl to sleep with him is to get ahead prematurely in their career."

@WashingMyHair: Gang rape followed by locking the woman in a shipping container so she can't report it.

I think this is a political attack aimed at the rapists and rape apologists at Halliburton/KBR.

@Penny: Women don't get mad. Only feminists get do. Because we're so shrill and humorless, etc.

I completely agree—we don't really know the whole story, and nothing I've heard so far suggests that Letterman's relationships with his staffers meets the criteria for quid-pro-quo or hostile workplace harrassment.

@woodsey: I'll take a dozen.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I am allergic to cats and I love dogs. Therefore I am not a feminist.

@thecameralovesyou: I think his family did the right thing, and I really feel for them. One of the most terrifying things about loving someone with an addiction is that you live in fear that this will happen—just when they think they've conquered the addiction...fatal relapse.

@epuff: Rock on.

@bluebears: Honey, we've been celebrating been National Rape Culture month. Didn't you get the memo?

@braak:

Y'all please join me in a JEZEBEL READERS TOWER WAY THE FUCK OVER MEMORIAL HIGH ASSHOLES

@Opti-Miss: Frankly, you're lucky you live in a world where you can decline and still be able to catch and treat cervical cancer if you get it.

@Opti-Miss: Cervical cancer is the second leading cause of cancer deaths in the Third World, primarily because women don't have access to diagnostics and treatments the way we do.

It'll work a lot faster if they vaccinate boys as well, to create herd immunity.

@karenisme1000001002: O RLY?

I'm really enjoying these new comments from Memorial students. Y'all are doing yourselves—and your mamas—proud!