Now I know what team to cheer for. 

Jailing librarians. Let that one sink in.

Correct answer: When the responding officer arrived at the scene, he took one look at Suzy and decided that based on her appearance she must have been asking for it. Based on this assumption, he never offered to collect a rape kit. He gathered no physical evidence, made one attempt to get a copy of the video from the…

One of my closest friends is a working musician (he’s worked with many ‘name-brand’ musicians and is 100% comfortable not being ‘name brand’). He’s in his mid-60s and has made a living making music since his late teens/early 20s.  He tours 45-48 weeks of the year and his home is on the East End of Long Island.  His…

I saw Cats at The Winter Garden when i was little and have a distinct memory (ha) of Rum Tum Tugger grabbing some lady’s fur coat, running up and down the aisle, and throwing it back at her after she agreed to give him a kiss. Still loved the soundtrack, but I could have done without that little nightmare.

My parents sent me alone to see Cats while on a family trip to NY in the early 80's (they had already seen it, but wanted me to see it.) I was maybe...twelve, maybe a little older. We were staying right across the street, so they put the ticket in my hot little hand and I marched on over by myself. I got settled in my…

“Like, I used to love The Aristocrats, but then these cats were just so not cute.”

Ryan Reynolds hired her for a gin commercial...

I remember seeing the ad on TV and being more interested in what Peloton is rather than any thought that the husband was being an asshole. How do we know the wife didn’t spend the previous three months ranting about how much she wanted one? I mean, her reaction is one of appreciation and not, “you think I’m FAT?!?”

I…

He’s got a career doing Hallmark movies if nothing else. They love a generically attractive male lead who is okay wearing plaid on camera.

Sadly it’s still remarkable when a man is a good father, particularly to a child who doesn’t conform with hetero gender or sexuality norms. It is utterly ridiculous as a society that a parent loving and being proud of their child, and letting them express themselves through clothing choices, manicures, hairstyles or…

it would be so much worse if it wagged 

“Can someone please remove this annoying fucking thing from my face?”

In a previous position I had to read through a lot of HOA governing documents for subdivisions in the south east and the most surprising thing about this story is that the time frame decorations could be displayed is not specified in them for this HOA for exactly this reason. If a rule’s not specific it’s ineffective…

I was on Team HOA here, until I saw the bit about the woman being 8 months pregnant. I can give her a pass for that.

Reminds me of Anthony Sowell. He killed 11 women over many years, and stashed their bodies around his house and in his backyard.  The women were sex workers and/or drug addicts, so police didn’t really bother to investigate him despite multiple women reporting that he attacked them. The story makes me sad and…

Just now realizing that Playboy has ruined the word “grotto” forever and ever. A chance for my kid to sit on Santa’s lap in the grotto? Hard pass.

I’m literally re-watching it right now. It’s terrible. I can’t stop.

This movie was so fucking unwatchable.

You’re neglecting the crown jewel in Netflix’s Christmas movie franchises- “A Christmas Prince“.