I think anybody who is a private pilot can fill this forum with plenty of dumb questions that have been asked over the years. "Where's the brake pedal?"

@parabellum2000: All I need is a car to go from Point A to point B as well. That allows me to spend stupid amounts of money on the hot rod in my garage that is infinitely more fun to build and drive.

@RexMaximus: It's been a while since I've driven one because my current truck didn't have the option (price was right, sue me). But I learned in a '79 Datsun. So my answer to the question is: "Yes I can drive a stick, but I probably wont be very nice to it..."

@homeslice60148: hahahahaha holy crap!

@SynthOno: I knew someone that owned a Hyundai Elantra, but just simply referred to it as "The black car", and in no joking me manner, she plain didn't know what it was. I don't know why, but this infuriated me to no end.

OK, seriously, the 4-door with a painted top looks like a Mercedes G-wagon

@Hello! My name is Anonymous: Yes, and I have benefited from this. She's a 5 or 6 but is attracted to me..............go for it

"Bad news for women: You get more affected by the beer goggles than men."

@Nayrlladnar: Me Three!

I'm sorry?

For you good Sir, Godspeed.

Geeze, you'd think the owners of these cars would at least be able to use google: [lmgtfy.com]

With all the un-intended acceleration crap, new owners would love my '95 tacoma 4-banger. With the AC on, the car will regularly have normal RPM jumps when sitting at idle causing the car to jump a little...

@luisthebeast: I do

@Festering neon distraction: I like the way you think...

Ford is doing more and more to make me proud that I drive a blue oval vehicle. First the Bronco news yesterday, and now this. Now all that will be left is to stuff that motor in a Focus...just sayin'

@wildrebel82: Dangit! I was just about to post a similar picture to this. Excess doesn't even begin to describe this car.

@burgler: I just realized nobody got the joke from where my picture came from...

@Slowlane: but...but...but...it's OLD and it's, um, er, a Porsche! IT'S WORTH A PILE OF MONEY!

OK, I'm done after this one. The 1967 Mustang Ski Country Special. Who doesn't want a ski rack on the trunk?