I want to know more about this couple. Like, did they first hook up because they each brought a statue of Jesus with them on the first date? Or was one relatively normal, but a few years into the marriage their spouse turned to them with a gleam in their eye and said “You know what would really spice up our trips to…

They only brought Jesus to dinner with them so they could get free wine.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

I heard somewhere that the Kimmy Schmitt creators said they didn’t base that character off him but...yeah

Holy shit, it’s the real-life Dr Franff!

Um.... do you not understand men? We get smug when we can carry all the groceries in one trip because the second trip might as well be the Mogadishu mile.

The funny thing is that my husband and I have pretty much the same exact split when it comes to household tasks, but this guy feels like his wife is doing more than he is, and I often feel guilty that my husband is doing so much.

*outer

Turned off the video when it was mentioned that they named their son “Jupiter.”

‘Women Correcting Grammar And Spelling Because There Is A Generation Of Men Who Don’t Know How’

This is why its so important to engage with people and not immediately dismiss someone as soon as they say something you don’t like. A lot of commenters here love to say how “its not their job” to educate people, as if they were born with innate knowledge about everything, and weren’t taught anything by others.…

That’s the dream, right? A man who cooks for you and can’t spell “our” correctly.

If you want to get married, it’s probably best (or at least more pragmatic) to look and act a certain way (that I think involves a handjob motion) if you’d like to signal worthiness to all the men in a one-mile radius. Is acknowledging this sexist or practical?

EVERY sin in the Bible except for murder? Really? ALL OF THEM?????

I wonder what the age range of the users of that app is, likely has an impact on the result.

And this is why it should never be offered to a “nearby person”.

I’m really squeamish about poop. For years I thought I wouldn’t be able to handle dogs, because the idea of picking up warm poop straight from their bodies grossed me out no end. Now that I have two, I’m pretty sanguine about it when it comes to them (it’s gross, but pretty mildly so unless one of them is having…

Oddly, the actual toilet is shaped like a giant coffee cup.

I’ll have the #2 special with a side of santorum. And, um, a chocolate shake.