Nobody experiences anything anymore unless it’s in the absolute and superlative form.
We are ruled by our noisiest authorities.

The name should have been retired after Michelle left in the same way sports teams retire numbers when they stop playing

I’m beginning to get used to seeing/hearing “President Trump” but referring to Melania as FLOTUS? Get those letters out of your mouth you orange shitweasel.

If these laws are in play then I think there should be some sort of vigillante justice law in play as well.

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

her husband, who is a citizen

If anything positive came out of all of this is I realized that either I am much smarter than I give myself credit for, or there are a lot more idiots out in the world than I could have ever possibly imagined.

The scariest thing right now is that I am pretty sure I could do a better job as president than the current one, and I am also pretty sure I am a borderline idiot who is borderline unstable at time and makes decisions too rashly. I should not feel this way!

Lmao 😂 god damn it this was spot on. I want that dress. Fuck that hat, but I want the dress and I’ve seen Pearl Jam 4 times. (I have no kids, and I was only 5 when they played lollapalooza but damn it your comment made me laugh, mostly at myself.)

Debi Mazar is awesome!!! She’s also a very good cook.

The boners that these attacks gave McCain and Lindsey Graham will protect Trump for another three months.

If Hillary Clinton were President, 8 year old American Nora al-Awlaki & 35 other women/children would still be alive today because she would not have greenlit a raid Obama previously refused to.

As far as I’m concerned, she is the perfect candidate. Holy shit, she’s amazing.

I refuse to hear anything that says that she won’t run again. She must persist and resist. She has been my role model since I was a little girl and I want to see her persistence take her to the presidency. She would be amazing. Also, because she already won by 3 million votes, but a racist and sexist electoral system…

Thank you for sharing this story. As a board member for our local domestic violence and sexual assault organization, some of the things I struggle explaining to my network are exactly what you highlight here:

No. Shut up, Ivanka. “I don’t know what it means to be complicit.” Seriously? How much did you pay for that Wharton degree? Not enough to get a dictionary? You know there is an app for that, right?

Look, the only thing I want to hear reported on anyone from this family is to the question “And how does the defendant plead?”

Never trust anyone who has dead, gimlet eyes. She’s a little scary in a Stepford Daughter way.

Fuck Gayle King. She was one of the media lackeys who went to kiss the ring in Trump Tower following the election. And then had the fucking gall to tsk tsk Seth Meyers on his show for being critical of Trump, because we should ‘give him a chance.’ And of course fuck Nazi Princess.