The “my man is just....special and I’m the only one who gets him” is written in stone in the Pantheon of Emotionally Abused Women. Whether or not Ms. K is of that guild is immaterial: she’s pimping it, it’ll be sucked up by young, vulnerable fans, and that pisses me off.

Dear Wests: You are fabulously wealthy for (a) being a rapper or (b) having no discernible talent or contribution to the world. Why the persecution complex? For reasons that are mysterious but reflect the fundamental unfairness of the universe, you have won the lottery of life. Now go enjoy it and leave us mortal…

I’ve lost 61 pounds on Weight Watchers, kept at least 30 off for more than a year. I can now comfortably take the stairs at my office, run a 5K, and walk to restaurants and stuff near my house. You can say, “well, you just started eating better and exercising. You could have done that without Weight Watchers,” but I…

This is also the End Times. I mean, this is a catalogue clothing company and they can’t donate money to the UN Women’s Fund for Women’s Equality because it causes moral outrage. In 2016.

I’m supporting Clinton because I think she’ll be a better general election candidate than Sanders and I think she’ll be a better president too. However I am also supporting her because she’s a woman. And everytime I see any sort of criticism of that line of thinking it just reinforces my belief that we have to…

ICE COLD 2% AND OREOS? ALL DAY LONG, BABY. All damn day and into the night.

Can we agree that Deep Blue Something’s song “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” is good?

I just want to clarify for those who do not know, the same Catholic doctrine about preserving life “cradle to grave” that make many Catholics anti-abortion, is also anti-death penalty. It is wildly inconsistent, for someone so attached to doctrine (religious or constitutional) for him to be so against the former and…

I think the biggest question I have is, what could they possibly ‘discuss’ for an hour? I picture Ye talking and talking and Taylor all uh-huh’ing like she was on the phone with my mother.

Even the zucchini noodles dish - I’d eat that only provided it was being prepped as a future pizza topping.

PLEASE may we have a Dirt Bag based entirely on the exploits of Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman??

wouldn’t it be reasonable to say that his weight gain wouldn’t be so devastating to him if his family wasn’t focused so much on their appearance? i’m not super well versed on the kardashians but i’m pretty sure his sisters were critical (not supportive) of his weight. willing to admit i might be wrong on that point

Hey, prey on the weekend is called Tindering. And that’s ok.

“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

Many of the good upstanding protesting Christian men were shocked at the sight of breasts as these were the first they’d seen since viewing porn the night before.

I want someone to make a really good adaptation of Emily of New Moon (& sequels). You can really see L.M. Montgomery’s interest in the occult come through in certain parts.

I will say 100 percent of the reason i will have children is so that I can have small people to watch 8 hours of Anne of Green Gables with every year and sob.

Light of my life. She looks amazing.

Gina looks STUNNING!

First, I love Jezebel. And I have to say that even the negative comments about me on this site are much less mean spirited than on the WaPo site. A lot of angry dudes calling me a golddigger, fat, unattractive, wishing me STDs ...I could go on but you get the picture.