Another Jersey-shore person. And I agree with you! Those of the Snooki variety were always made fun of. Straight up Bennys.

A- men! Idris Elba gets robbed year after year. I do not enjoy the Taintum. I like me some real men like Idris.

I think young Bon Jovi goes to Hamilton. If you know Hamilton (and please dont get mad because I also went to hippie PC liberal arts college and have lots of friends from Hamilton) heroin use/overdose in a dorm does not seem that far-fetched.

Oh, no no no no no no.....please no. Why do all people I love seem to disappoint me? If something awful comes out about Corey Booker, I am jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

I. CANT.EVEN......arghhhhhhhhhh!!!! Ovaries 'spolding!!!

My brother in law worked with Al. Nice guy, but he walked around with a box of fudgsicles and kept insisting by BIL eat one.

Oh milord!!! I cannot stop laughing over that GOB picture. Moments like this make me remember why I love the interwebs.

My mom taught sex ed. At my middle school. That about sums up my puberty.

I totally forgot they had frats! I graduated a looong time ago. The parties were totally lady-safe back in the day. That makes me really sad.

Mawtyr here too! Was up Tri-co!?!

I ended up with the nickname Pumpkin in law school because starting September 1st, I would always have a bag of those sweet, nasty babies in my back pack. Mmmmmm.... on my way to Wallgreens to get me some!

Nope. I freaking LOVE candy corn. When I heard about these, I decided that my weekend will involve scouring northern California Targets for them.

Thank you! He was totally looked on, in part because of his dark skin. I love that they cast someone who actually has dark skin.

Totally! That's the reason I don't go out to bars as often. I want to be able to have a freaking conversation. Otherwise, what is the point?

I have always loved the taste of beer. If steal sips at parties because to me it was better than soda. When I was about three, my dad left an open beer on the kitchen table while he took a phone call. I snuck in and drank it all. I passed out and slept in bed with my mom (dad was in on the couch that night). I've been…

Even when he upsets me, I will always love Mr. O. That picture makes me heart so happy that he is our President.

I havent even read the article yet, but "god's stab wound" seriously made me laugh!

I actually LOL'd at that. I'm going to have to work that into a conversation this weekend.

****GASP!!!**** Mr. Samantha Bee would NEVER say such a thing.

Jason Biggs, Imma let you in on something. When I was a youngin' from a wealthy East Coast suburb at a snooty liberal arts school, I used to wreck a bottle of Mad Dog. So A) you are a racist snot B) must not know any stupid drunk white girls.