Those cookies aren't even really cookies. They are some kind of raw, detoxifying thingies.

Amen. I abhor this idea that he gets so drunk and mad he breaks things to show her how much he loves her, but he would never hurt her?!?!?

Amen! Immaturity on many levels.

Since I live in an apartment in San Francisco, I understand the give and take, and living near people who are...ahem..into interesting things. (In fact, I used to hear my neighbor having crazy loud sex ALL THE TIME. Then I met him, and he is my BFF.) While the dude is silly to pull up carpeting when most HOAs require…

I used it in conversation this weekend and had to define it. Everyone thought I was joking, but I could not believe they didn't know what a merkin was!

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I agree with you. I danced for many years and my sister is a professional dancer. I knew watching the opening scene that there was no way that Natalie Portman could have done that complicated footwork. I still like the movie though.

Toe job!!!! I am so glad I was not the only one highly amused by that.

Glad I am not the only one who is highly amused by that. It makes me love her even more that she is married to him!

I think she also said something about doing a lot of charity work in Africa and buying a hybrid Hummer. Considering there is no hybrid Hummer, I would say a lot of her goals are still not met.

Totally! I was feeling like the old prude here. I am all about getting your freak on in any way you choose, but I don't need to be a part of it. Have some freaking respect for other people. I know if I was visiting with my kid, there is no way in hell I'd be paying tuition to USC.

"Lawyer groupies"?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!! ****wipes tears from eyes***

Gotcha. Thanks!

Sounds like my diet. Why am I not skinny like that? Oh, yeah, its because I also eat.

I'm almost 100% sure that she and Jay-Z actually produced Fela!

I want to hang out with this kid. He sounds like fun!

I have a good friend who is an OB-Gyn. She is totally professional now and used to birth, but things were different when she was in medical school. They have you working in hospitals right off the bat now, and her first assignment was labor and delivery. She didn't do much, but lent a hand when needed. After seeing a…

Sorry Gwyneth, but no. Just please, no, stop it.

Ugh, I am so tired of hearing about her losing weight, gaining weight, dieting, not dieting!!!

I agree! If Mr. Beachdude and I were famous, they'd have us breaking up all the time. Oh my gosh, they go on vacation without each other. Oh my gosh, she was having dinner with girlfriends and he was nowhere to be seen!