Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —…

"You play the saxaphone poorly!"
- traditional Russian insult

I'll give you free-fidy, cash. Go on then, have a deal wif me?

No Colonel Sanders, YOU'RE wrong.

Look, as a 5'6" guy — and I hate to say this and go onto a path of bitterness and monolithing women — but this is a very, very real thing.

Man, not to diss on MotorWeek, but I feel like they do a very good job at making exciting cars look very boring. The dated infomercial music and gameshow voice makes me feel like I'm watching Wheel of Fortune when they are showing off the "Brand new carrrrr!" I feel like they are just trying to sell cars more than…

I'll just leave this here

Not an improvement. Change it back.

1. It's been two years.

Admittedly, I have no idea what the laws and values in Chinese society say about this.

The ACLU's core mission is to protect the Bill of Rights. That's it. They are hardcore, no compromise people in the pursuit of this mission. If you believe in safe guarding the integrity of the Bill of Rights, you should be a card-carrying member of the ACLU. The reason some folks have issues with them is they don't…

Hey, that's Ralph Kosmides! He was active in the Pacific NW back when I was running rally. That thing was FAST.

Patrick this is such BS. We can applaud a "Hoon of the Day" when they rip the engine out of a car by chaining the block to something and flying in reverse but setting a car on fire is a no go. If the people selling the Saab's wanted them they wouldn't be for sale, what the buyer does is irreverent the second after…

Yup. My guess is dude grabbed under her thighs to lift her up but his arms weren't strong enough to keep her up for the duration of the makeout session, even with her rumpus pressed against a sturdy object. As his muscles began to fail, she ended up getting lower and lower, his muscles were quivering trying to support…