The CHUDs literally tweeted that Captain Marvel was a bomb because it lost the PR narrative despite making over a billion dollars. And by PR narrative they of course mean it failed to convince them to watch it.

Real Steel, Date Night, and Night at the Museum were pretty good. And he’s been directing about 25% of the Stranger Things episodes.

What’s funny about the Bill Cosby thing is black people knew he was a piece of sh*t twenty years before white people did... That’s why Hannibal Burress made it part of his act.

Wait, so you think the silver bullet to this case is to explain that her not wanting to be alone with Aaron Eckhart and her not wanting to sign a contract without guarantees she won’t have to be alone with Aaron Eckhart is costing the people who won’t guarantee she won’t have to be alone with Aaron Eckhart money?

Most of the apes cashed out years ago, now it’s a meme about a meme stock to keep the bottom of the pyramid scheme churning.

Sam was tortured for years in a prison run by psychopathic humans, he gets out, sees a world where supers live in peace, and sees that the government wants to control the supes.

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Some of these titles weren’t as popular as people remember. Xenogears, for example, only sold 200,000-300,000 copies outside of Japan. Wouldn’t be surprised if they think it’s not even worth it to try to polish up a remaster.

I never beat this game. Got to the last bosses, saved, was underleveled, didn’t want to grind for hours, so I abandoned ship. Maybe this’ll be my chance a quarter century later.

I play my Xbox games on my PC and my PS games on my PS5, like a proper gentleperson.

I hated the suit, and I hated that I couldn’t change out of it permanently during the final battle. All I could think was, “Great, the final fight is going to be a marketing gimmick.” And I didn’t care about the shoes — which are fugly — I was more talking about the whole costume obviously being a set of track suit…

It actually sounds like someone said, “Anyone got any ideas?” And then people threw around a bunch of ideas. And then someone said, “These two ideas are absolutely bonkers, there’s no way we’re doing those.” And then someone said, “Man, we were at this retreat and there were these two really weird ideas a couple folks…

People are fed up with the current formula, and I’d suggest the descent into outright comedies has probably hastened this.

My favorite self-owning troll attempt by Kojima is that you can unlock a full BDU outfit for The Quiet, which I immediately equipped her in once unlocked. And then the next available mission for her spontaneously has her leave your team never to be seen again.

Not scary? I was shook walking out of the theater and NOTHING scares me. I had a theory that the reason no one would put it on cable/television for over a decade was because it would traumatize too many people.

“If you want to know whether to watch a movie, watch the movie and tell yourself whether or not you should watch the movie.”

When the audience starts clapping to the beat, the Star-Spangled Banner is now your song.

I think there’s two issues here. The comics designated the MCU as Earth-19999. And the MCU never agreed to that.

Dropped $735 million from The Force Awakens.

In one mission when Peter takes over the badguy bashing, I literally looked around saying, “Hurry up with this crap, me and MJ got to put in some work, man!”