“This is the solution to Netflix! Finally, the old cable networks are bringing experience and know-how to this long-neglected platform!”

Honestly, considering the actual themes of that movie and the rise of Fox News, this is perhaps the best response.

“I don’t know what it’s like to be corrupted,” Tim Allen said, “by something other than selling out all of my drug dealer friends for an easy deal.”

Prey is a classic, but I can’t get past the fact this is an alternate future where Elon Musk pioneers commercial privatized space travel and is listed alongside the Wright Brothers.

Kojima has never really been prescient so much as he’s been observant. He wrote MGS2 during the dual Y2K scare and dot com bubble burst at a time when Wall Street had gotten heavily invested in automating trades to maximize profits.

It’s perfect, but that’s fine. It’s been a while since I watched it so it might not be as perfect as it was.

“You hate the oppressive state of capitalism and how it uses deprivation to force you to work for less than you’re worth? How about we just steal your work and starve you anyway, how about that?”

It wasn’t exhausting because it was hard work. It was exhausting because Phil Lord is a crappy producer who doesn’t understand animation workflow.

If you’re saying you hope the people who’ve been complaining about the MCU’s labor abuses will be just as fervent about Sony’s...

Huge fan of this episode. This is basically a military tribunal kicking the case over to the Supreme Court so someone else on the writing staff can dig their way out of this situation or so they can deal with it in a bigger story arc.

I still remember the huge write-up for Force Awakens where Maz Kanata was Finn’s love interest (because voiced by black woman) and Rey and Kylo fell in love with each other. And the first thing that went through my mind was, “This is clearly written by someone terrified of a black man and a white woman going on…

It’s a shame that the Star Wars movie that nobody asked for is going to rake in millions of dollars.

The tech that Aaron buys from the Tinkerer is a pair of gloves that let him climb walls, so...

It’s not too surprising that the spin-off of a show that got over a million viewers on basic cable got very good basic cable numbers.

Guess I just enjoyed a light hearted, well crafted platformer.

$1? Fine. Just admit that it’s greed, Microsoft. Just say it, it’ll keep your teeth white.

The price hike is $1 so... yeah.

Naw, the only way this show even vaguely worked was by Grey’s Anatomy-ing it and just giving the secondary characters their own storylines and then tripling the main cast size until the old heads were overwhelmed with stuff they couldn’t connect to at all but which actually matters in the real world outside of their…

WB is caught in the scrotum-clenching reality that Snyder’s two director outings in the DCEU made more money than the last half-dozen DCEU movies combined and there’s nothing they can do about it except cross their fingers.

Nope, it was an iPhone Ape.