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I still remember the huge write-up for Force Awakens where Maz Kanata was Finn’s love interest (because voiced by black woman) and Rey and Kylo fell in love with each other. And the first thing that went through my mind was, “This is clearly written by someone terrified of a black man and a white woman going on

It’s a shame that the Star Wars movie that nobody asked for is going to rake in millions of dollars.

The tech that Aaron buys from the Tinkerer is a pair of gloves that let him climb walls, so...

It’s not too surprising that the spin-off of a show that got over a million viewers on basic cable got very good basic cable numbers.

Guess I just enjoyed a light hearted, well crafted platformer.

$1? Fine. Just admit that it’s greed, Microsoft. Just say it, it’ll keep your teeth white.

The price hike is $1 so... yeah.

Naw, the only way this show even vaguely worked was by Grey’s Anatomy-ing it and just giving the secondary characters their own storylines and then tripling the main cast size until the old heads were overwhelmed with stuff they couldn’t connect to at all but which actually matters in the real world outside of their

WB is caught in the scrotum-clenching reality that Snyder’s two director outings in the DCEU made more money than the last half-dozen DCEU movies combined and there’s nothing they can do about it except cross their fingers.

Nope, it was an iPhone Ape.

DC needs a good Superman film to justify their obsession with Superman that isn’t matched by... anything. Literally nothing.

Zaslav missed a female executive in their white dudebro replacement purge? How did that happen?

The game everyone made fun of because PMS moodswings were her superpower?

I’m going to go ahead and side with you on thinking the art design isn’t where the original was. The original looked almost claymation in its design, and the diorama would have been a nice way to go. This one is pretty, but it doesn’t convey the same sense of chunky verisimilitude the original did. Not bad, but not

The new characters are my favorite characters at this point (except Che). Ironically, I always hated Carrie and found her self-absorption to be vomit-inducing, but this new version of her is actually the most likeable original character (other than Samantha who chose not to show up and can’t be ruined). Miranda went

Swap Miranda and Carrie. Carrie’s neighbors are dicks and Carrie’s self-absorption and lack of dating might be connected to her DEAD HUSBAND (just throwing that out there).

There’s a reason the death penalty isn’t a deterrent for murder. If it’s a crime of passion, they’re not thinking. And if they’re a sociopath, they’re not exactly doing complicated calculus in their head.

About 1 in 100 people likely have antisocial personality disorder. One of the side-effects is higher risk-taking.

No one cares about Morbius in isolation from Spider-Man. But they could have MADE A GOOD MORBIUS MOVIE.

Kotaku: “Watch me be OP at necromancer!”