“Batgirl was unreleasable... there wasn’t even a single cameo of a CGI reanimated corpse!”

TFW you realize the combined box office of the last 6 DCEU movies was less than that of the two Zack Snyder directed...

You clicked on an article about hot droids.

Fun fact: Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were wrongly assumed to be in the Trenchcoat Mafia because Trenchcoats were so popular that a clique at the school called the “Trenchcoat Mafia” was formed years before they started attending.

That George Clooney table flip by Gunn was baffling in the moment, but I get why they did it — to show they didn’t give a crap about anything that happened in the film. (Which is kind of a vibe the whole movie had outside of its central — excellent — dramatic arc.)

I still remember the dissonant voices saying The Flash would show Across the Spider-Verse how it was done.

Page —> Animatic —> Recording —> Animatic —> Edit —> Finisher —> Edit —> So on and so on.

I love the reactions to people discovering some of Garth Brooks’ progressive views, as if he didn’t try to give his Emmy away to a black prog rock artist back in the 90's out of shame.

Charles and his daddy are well-documented racists. That’s not a rumor, that’s on the record. And it’s still funny to me that someone can say, “The Royals think the Royals are horrible to the Royals but the Royals have decided to stay out of it, thankfully the Royals haven’t gotten involved in disputes with The Royals.”

Turning Red maybe. Luca was still during the height of covid.

My first response was, “Oh, Disney gets to show me they have no idea how racism works again.” Turns out I might have been wrong -- it was just a bad movie.

Wanna hear a joke?

The movie’s a solid C. No better, no worse. It’s 20% an emotionally resonant, wonderfully acted solo Flash movie with wildly inventive ideas and great visualizations and uses of his powers — and 80% Last Action Hero.

Zootopia had cute bunnies to cover up the fact that it had no idea how racism worked while the Flash is half of a fantastic movie spackled over with parts of ten other scripts that don’t hold together to make another, longer movie.

This almost sounds legitimate. My final rating dropped from a 7/10 to a 6/10 over the span of a few hours of thinking, but I can’t see it going any lower considering how good some of the performances are and the central themes and the actual choreography of the action.

Was Andy Muschietti replaced with an abusive racist dickbag sexist? Then probably not.

The flash isn’t plugged in... and it’s not like his electricity randomly turns on and shortcircuits devices -- oh..

Not only is the character’s full face CGI’d, it literally looks like they ran it through a Corridor Crew style first-pass AI facial rez and slapped it on a cool-looking, super-detailed suit. And sometimes they just slapped that AI face on a body double.

Speed Force though.

Microsoft has also been loudly shouting that people should get Game Pass on all the platforms, too. Discontinuing a senior system while keeping the games available on some version of PC and future Xbox’s seems like their compromise (especially PC since anything you could run on an Xbone you can probably run on a Steam…