Michael Arndt had an evil Solo who everyone wanted to be the Chosen One to reinforce that calling some guy the Chosen One doesn’t validate your bizarre religious nonsense.

They keep killing each other because they’re a strength at all costs group. That’s the source of their pragmatism.

That’s one way to look at it... I guess.

Ganon is obviously Clancy Brown, Zelda is obviously Hayden Panettiere, and Link is obviously introduced with five seconds of signing to his parental figures.

I believe the words you’re looking for to describe someone with that belief is “smooth-brained chimp impersonator.”

The Hero’s Journey was a scam by an elitist Nazi-apologist misogynist covering a field far outside of his study insisting people should quit their jobs to write while he lived off trust fund money who just made stuff up when the stories didn’t support his arguments. And now people who don’t know how to write keep…

I think about a decade ago it came out that women were roughly half of all gamers and gamer bros lost their minds over it. The running theory was that since women were dominating mobile gaming, mobile gaming shouldn’t count since it wasn’t real gaming.

There’s actually a solid (and very dumb) basis for why this ridiculous idea was considered.

Not only is Whoopi Goldberg a gamer, but her anticipation of how people were going to respond shows that she’s a real gamer.

I think people are torn between really wanting Zelda’s story to be faithful and translate all of its epic scale and knowing, deep down inside, that Zelda has a very dumb story that, if told faithfully, will be very dumb.

People are watching Night Court? Huh.

It’s basic math. If people are using your password service for free and Netflix stops them, you’re probably not going to give up your password service out of spite. If they fail to stop the password sharers, no one is going to notice because no one is giving up their passwords.

So they replaced the guy delivering bad decisions with the guy making the bad decisions and telling him to deliver the bad decisions because the guy making bad decisions has better PR and kept his fingerprints off the disaster?

He does, in fact, rap in every one of his verses of the song and has, on top of that, been described as a rapper for thirty years. Go figure.

1984 is about authoritarianism. Brave New World is about commodity life control. The Secret of NIMH is about animal testing.

Not really. Pre-MCU Tom Holland’s movies mostly got abyssmal audience reviews, even lower than the critic scores. But the moment he showed up in the MCU he suddenly started getting nothing but positive audience ratings in movies with crappy box office returns.

Prowler in the 616 is also sometimes Spider-Man. And his name is Hobie Brown. So Spider-Punk is a variant Prowler and a variant Spider-Man just like Miles is.

Honestly, the real reason is that The Little Mermaid was a box office flop and the audience for it is a lot smaller than The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and Aladdin.

Let’s talk about China. This is the poster for the biggest box office release in Chinese history in 2015 only a few months before Disney tried to hide John Boyega on the poster for The Force Awakens:

It took long enough. I can now comfortably assemble the Mr. Show Tier List of Diamonds and Douchebags. (Hint: kinda 50/50 depending on whether Sarah Silverman got enough sleep that morning.)