The tech for 3-D photos has been around for over a decade and yet no one cares.

It’s Apple. Everything costs twice the parts.

It very much has a “definitely Google Glass but too awkward for you to mistakenly think you can wear them in public without looking like a tool” vibe.

Not many. And that’s the point. They need to depress workforce participation to hire new workers at lower pay who do less work while providing a slight pay bump to people who are forced to carry the extra burden of AI that don’t know how to keep up and new workers who have no idea what they’re doing.

You’re under the illusion that companies are corroborative enterprises run by intelligent people with far-seeing ideas and long-term goals. They’re really just petri dishes of financial legere-de-main and resource hoarding to juice stock prices by any means necessary.

The first thing going through my mind watching this in the theater was, “This is really low quality with really bad sound design (almost no music and someone just using their own voice for most of the sounds) and really choppy animation. But... I really love it? So maybe they did it on purpose?”

It’s the typical “Our mind-controlling propaganda selling convenient narratives to further our discourse and goals while teaching people repetitive actions and numbing them to the consequences to the point that they start to have positive responses in real life to really bad things is great. However, theirs is…

It made 209 million dollars on opening weekend. Maybe you have adblock or are mostly streaming?

We thought EdTV and the Truman Show were commentaries on Survivor. But turns out EdTV predicted the Kardashians and Truman Show predicted the internet.

Wow, did people actually watch Nanette? Her Van Gogh/Picasso criticism wasn’t a contrast between Van Gogh and Picasso. She hated Picasso because all of the other people doing what he did at the exact same time (see: Georges Braque) got ignored over time because he was primarily a schmoozy douchebag and his abuse was…

Except Luca is a thing.

In Elemental, Disney returns once again to the well they tapped with Zootopia — having no idea how racism works.

Especially since the sequel was riskier and even further out there.

TLC is still my favorite. Raiders has that one wonky subplot where Indy’s rekindling a romance with a girl he dated as a freshman in high school... when he was a college TA.

I will defend Short Round to my dying breath for being the only competent, mature character in the entire movie. The rest of the movie sucks though (except for that final action sequence).

Cheesy just means shoddy, unpleasant, and often fake-seeming. It’s like unintentionally lazy camp made by people with no self-awareness.

I grew up in the 1980's. We knew this movie was racist as kids. By the 1990's, Temple of Doom was literally known as “that racist Indiana Jones movie that kinda sucks.”

Kendall got the job by basically telling them the only way they could keep power was to give it to him. And that’s when they realized Kendall should never be given power — EVER.

Even Mattson’s an idiot. Half of his money is pixie dust and it took four episodes of constant pressure for Shiv to save him from himself, after which he declared, “Oh, I know everything about business now, I’m going to hire someone with a penis!”

Kendall — strings together big words, tanks three companies, abandons a fourth company to grab his daddy’s failing company out of spite.