or lose her cool fan-girling out over some stormtrooper when she works for freaking General Organa

I’m not that skeptical over the full release schedule for Echo. Most audiences polled say they would rather wait for a show to finish the whole season and binge it than watch it weekly, and since trickling out The Mandalorian and Boba Fett led to nothing but weeks of bad word of mouth and mediocre audience numbers (to…

Game of Thrones theory. When everybody sucks, you judge based on points.

“Profits have hit 20-year record highs, we’ve slashed our staff to skeleton crews, we’re paying executives 10 times what they were being paid 10 years ago, and now it’s time for us to pass these savings onto the consumers... in reverse...into our pockets.” — typical capitalist.

In the old days, cartels and war criminals invested in art as a way to launder their wealth, but paintings take time and effort and (usually) talent. Then block chain cleverly allowed people to independently verify, without government interference, data on a collective series of spreadsheets whose faith is held in the…

This episode isn’t predicting anything, it’s highlighting how Bush Jr became president in 2000 despite losing the popular vote.

A tie between Dom using his psychic car-whisperer powers to realize Letty’s not dead in Fast and Furious (4) or anything involving that submarine chase in Fate of the Furious.

That’s only twice as much as those things cost separately now -- what a deal!!!

My least favorite part of this plan. I’ve happily not had to put a single cent into propping up a sports network for the last 15 years, and Disney has responded to this with, “We threw billions at this crap, and now it’s your problem.”

Nothing says, “Everyone’s fine with the system” like nation-wide strikes to abolish the system.

Susan Sarandon’s sins are many, but she had nothing to do with Donald Trump. Unless you want to blame her for Clinton getting 3 million more votes than Trump or something. (Only one Republican has won the popular vote since 1988...so maybe priorities here.)

I only ever played the reboot, but it felt pretty great. PS Plus to the rescue, though, as I wouldn’t have ever bought the next one in the series no matter how cool it looked.

The dumb ones are 100% doing this as a control measure to sate their fucking egos.

Our productivity skyrocketed at my company when we started working from home. Fewer meetings, more stuff in writing, no need to schedule around peoples’ availability for long talks. Data flowed freely.

Do we hate Imagine Dragons now? Are they the new Nickelback (those guys everyone says they hate but somehow everyone’s buying tickets and every rock group has a story about how much they love Nickelback)?

Love and Thunder is Ragnarok if it were afraid of consequences and character development. Same vibe but tons of scenes where I kept asking, “Are we going to pretend this didn’t happen?” over and over again while Ragnarok literally blew up Asgard and turned Thor into an advocate for reparations.

Well, the comic version loves boning dudes, so I wouldn’t include that as a movie addition. Also, the MCU Nick Fury is based on the Ultimates version of him.

Yeah, it took three movies but I finally like Star-Lord. (I mean, I kind of liked him at the very end of vol. 2 and in Infinity War, but that’s about it... also, Star-Lord is great in the videogame that just came out and that game also has Adam Warlock and a bunch of monsters tamed by Mantis and... huh, I just…

Star-Lord makes a semen joke. Drax rips a guy’s cybernetic brain out of his head. Groot impales a ton of people. Ronan is introduced bathing in the blood of a guy whose skull is crushed ceremoniously.

Well, he writes everything in English and he built an anti-Earth. He’s a Terraboo.