Can everyone at Kotaku please stop with the ‘HURR DURR LOOKS LIKE A PS1 GAEM LOL” I’m sure you spent time with an actual PS to some extent. Why doesn’t anyone ever compare them to the N64? Because they look nothing like it and neither does the PS. Get off of this stupid bandwagon already. At worst they look like an…

Before you suggest the Tacoma - they’re roughly the same price used, and the Taco is underpowered, gets the same fuel mileage, and is never content on choosing a gear - and that’s before putting a bike in it.

If you do it again he’ll ask for permission to shoot the box, to which CP will sigh and grant.

I used to work for a music producer who would get her power-trip stroked by sending back the food. Every. Single. Time. It didn’t matter what she ordered, where she was eating, or any other variable you can think of. This was just her way of saying, “I can bend others to my will” (probably because she wasn’t even on…

I just bought a Camaro 1LE new from a dealer because the idiots selling them (CL, etc.) want as much as the dealer, where I can get 0% financing. Not to mention they have miles and god knows what sort of abuse, modifications, service issue, etc. Sellers are delusional and can’t be trusted.

I’m sure he wanted to embed a “dun dun DUUUUUUUUN” right there but didn’t know how to encode it

First they came for our dishware, and I did not speak out—

They eat Apple up 1) because it’s a status symbol, and 2) because there’s no real domestic competitor. Sony Ericsson is the only Japanese phone maker that ever really had any market share, and they’re all but extinct at this point.

So the hero is the person who provided the cash, and not the person who’s ideas and hard work led to the result?

I am enthralled by all the max/min gaming talk this game has generated.

Some beadlocks, 2” of lift, and a YETI sticker would have prevented this, according to every Jeep owner I’ve ever known. Plus something about the GC’s lame independent suspension being the main problem here.

@ 1:14. Is the Testarossa badge squint?

It’s actually a fallacy to say that “bedtime calories” are the same as calories during the day, and here’s actually why.

Your metabolism is regulated by the Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide, a part of Niacin. This molecule interacts with SIRT1, which influences insulin production, biogensis, and a slew of other…

We have a “divorce letter” for customers like these. I had to give one verbally to a guy the other day.

Delicious looking?? It looks like two day old vomit with a dogs dinner on top. Are you sure you’re not on meth?

No one even plays it properly lmao

When I was in high school, I was a cashier at a grocery store. An old woman bought something that came to, like $5. She handed me a $10 bill and I gave her the change. She tells me I short changed her, that she gave me a $20 and I still owe her $10. I tell her, no, I am sure I was given $10. It says it on the receipt…