Sorry $110.00 if the customer already has the material???!?!?!?!

Re: the fake allergies

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

I hope one of the clue writers at Jeopardy is reading these alternative names for restaurant chains. Drupes come up more often than you think.

More like two thousand and fuck off, those things were always awful, 100% of the time.

that's not how that lasso works

Honest question here. Was there a photo of the tab thief for employees, or anything? I've worked at a few places that put up a picture of repeat offenders at the bar or server station, just in case.

Could I bring up iRacingMobile!?

yes yes YES
I have to physically restrain myself from looking at BCO until, like Tuesday, because I know the comments section is gonna be finger lickin good

I'm sorry. You have me confused with somebody who would be gullible enough to believe you actually posted that shit to have a conversation.

Here's the thing, have you ever done it?

Yeah, my dad had one. Despite being a mathematician, he sucked at mental arithmetic. He even updated the card at one point when he saw that the cards on display at whatever store he was in showed 10%, 15%, and 20%, instead of the 5%, 10%, and 15% on his card. (He mostly used 10%, which at the time was pretty standard…

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

—Robert

It looks to me like the stock photo food stylist used lime sherbet for that one...

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

As crazy-angry as people get, and as often as restaurant workers are belittled and threatened, I don't blame them for over-obfuscation. As long as it doesn't kill the story, whatever.

In fact, I know several things about you: