Look like PS2 graphics

Afroduckius Canadius, a newly discovered species of bird, is a bipedal, city dwelling evolution of the common duck, with only vestigial wings. It was presumed by scientists to be non migratory, and limited to walking, subwaying and driving for mobility.

Pfft, a freakin CAMRY is faster than this POS.

Kayo-ken

They could of just cheated and made the entire board just Unowns.

Just gonna leave mine inflated all the time so I look all buff.

Bro do you even lift

The mob has been in Rhode Island since the 70's - it's one of the most corrupt states in the union, and the mob has been a big part of that. I remember the night of the Patriacha family busts; I was 8 and half the kids in my class didn't do their homework because the neighbors were getting arrested.

Persians and Italians, right? They're the same.

Mexican day laborers. We'd get a whole crew in, 10-15 people all wanting a t-bone and hashbrowns and they all paid individually with some leaving no tip and other leaving amazing tips, nothing in between. A lot of my coworkers hated them for that but I figured there were plenty of people who ran me ragged for nothing,…

But I don't WANT a "really good pulled pork sandwich." I WANT A MCRIB.

While I have no issue with the article, don't think that something's uncommon just because it isn't widely reported. That's a really silly assumption to make, especially for someone in your position.

He's cool with it because now he has an excuse to put on the cheetah print wrap he was eyeing.

You can make a Shank out of a Toothbrush, A piece of wood, Any type of plastic.

I think I could build one of these jet planes in my garage, provided we define "build" as drink, and "jet plane" as 75 beers.

That's when you come back with the ER bill and ask for the manager....

To be fair to the eggs guy, I feel exactly like that when going to a coffee shop. "What sort of coffee would you like?" they'd hypothetically ask, "uhhh.. Yes" I would meekly reply, before a minute long awkward pause. Coffee is so foreign to me.

so you're using the redskins defense... "it wasn't offensive back in the days so it's ok to use it"...

I once took a second job waiting tables part time at a chain restaurant that has a red spicy vegetable (technically a fruit?) for a logo. Anyway, it was really busy and one of the servers missed her shift and I was covering her tables and mine for a short while.

I think 9/11 took that title.