Don't they know that there's an universal rule that ugly people can't do cosplay?

It's like a fancy Fritos Chili pie served in the bag.

I'm not usually one to mock untraditional naming practices because who the fuck am I to judge, but there is no way that child — if it had been a real child — wouldn't have gone through life with everyone automatically going "It's not delivery, it's Dujuornae."

Ugh, you know what, if Samus wants to fight aliens butt fucking naked, that should in no way make her less of a strong female. If you really think that CLOTHING makes a strong female protagonist then you are just stupid and misogynistic. Whether she's got track shorts and a sports bra, or suited up from head to toe in…

Yeah cause Ripley couldn't have whooped your ass at the end of alien in her paintes. Women can't be sexy and powerful at the same time to you people. Powerful and strong means dressing modestly. Got it.

My university had to put a portion controller thingy on the ranch dressing because people were filling up cereal bowls full of the stuff. There was bad joke that went around because of it - Q: How do you get a girl at this school to suck your dick? A: Dip it in ranch.

Is ice in rice? Are toes in potatoes? Don't be ludicrous!

This isn't.... a "Family car". I mean seriously... nobody with a coupla' kids is going to buy this thing and race 175MPH to the supermarket.

Some of us get arrested for allowing our 9-year-olds to play at the park so we can go to work. And some of us get published articles in the NY Sun and an interview on the Today show for allowing our 9-year-olds to take the subway alone. http://www.nysun.com/opinion/why-i-…

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More likely a "cease and desist" order lol.

"Clark, why do you own a Superman-themed Smart car?"

Well, he could return that hat to himself considering he left the tag on. Lil Wayne + Trukfit...must be a $50 hat. "Sophisticated medical equipment," meaning an air purifier and vaporizers.

Expecting the Cata Doxa reply in...5..4..3..2...

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

I'm surprised. I always thought the way to choose between Ford, Chevy, and Ram was:

Here is the best review of a Silverado I have ever heard

based solely on the ratios I researched I would wager than towing near the max...no one wins (they will all get terrible mileage) but loaded less extreme or unladen I would bet the Ford would be dead last in mileage.

Ford: bets a chrome grill