Irv Gordon’s Volvo P1800. Any other answer is factually and demonstrably incorrect.

The Jeep of Theseus.

They are absurdly reliable cars. We had a 2003 model in the family for 17 years, and the closest it ever came to breaking down was a dead battery. I sold it last year because I wanted something more modern with extra cargo capacity. It still ran like a champ though.

Mercedes W123, especially a diesel.

Depends on your definition of “indestructible”.
Broken handles/mirrors/headlights/bumpers? Fine. Windows smashed or won’t roll down? Yeah, you’ll get that.

I think Mid-2000s Toyotas had this weird magic where all of the problems of the car were somehow directed to the cassette deck and the corner of the bumper. Because those two areas are the ones which are ALWAYS screwed while the rest is flawless.

Mid 2000s Camry is the only correct answer.

Hire Truckers? There isn’t a driver shortage because they can’t get around to hiring them, there’s a driver shortage because it pays shit money, it’s a really tough/dirty job, and no one wants to do it.

Even without those possible factors, turning a 17-year-old boy loose on the streets with a Lamborghini is tempting fate, an argument that is doubtless going to come up in a civil suit quite separate from the criminal trial.

Affluenza is a real condition, and we should throw the book at EVERYONE who has it.

The filthy rich and their spawn are not “able to learn and be a better person.” They have been taught their entire lifetime that us poors are nothing of import. We are disposable. We are trash. They think in terms like “I can kill as many people as I like by poisoning their environment and only pay a small fine,” or,…

179k + god knows how much idling.

I daily Drive my BMW 850 and it has 207K miles as of today. Had to reset the ECU yesterday because of a Check Engine light that comes back about once a month

You beat me to it, The Chevy Express/GMC Savana are more or less the same vehicles they have been since the 90's. 

I’m gonna throw in a curveball - the Toyobaru twins are old school sports cars.

How would we know.  Jalops don’t buy new cars we just comment on them.

Jeep Wrangler: body on frame solid front axle actual manual shift transfer case manual fold down fabric top.

Waller is adjacent to Harris county. Yes, that Harris county with 8m people. Waller looks Rural, but there are some very rich, high powered cyclists with Equestrian properties (I know a few who own 10k road bikes and F250s), who commute to their $1000 an hour oil and gas lawyer gigs from Waller. This is going to be a…

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