At no point has anyone looked at these photos and lamented the absence of a tattooed butterfly, barbed wire, etc.

Ummm, no. Black people don't have the patent on being oppressed by The Man. If you think that: learn your history. Chinese Exclusion act. Orientalism. Internment camps and the treatment of Japanese Americans in WWII. Vincent Chen. Open your eyes and look the fuck around you and quit playing those damn…

Does that mean easily, with one simple tool, or frustratingly, with many false starts and stops?

I also call bullshit. My cat, who I left with my mom, was dying and on my last call to her (when I callen my mom I would always talk to the cat, who would promptly purr like a madwoman and rool over for belly rubs.) meowed. She hadn't done that in weeks. She knew it was me and wanted to say goodbye.

She looks pretty relaxed for someone who is married to a murderous despot. She must have a good spa to go to.

My goodness, that's a high horse you rode in on.

Apparently we can forgive Walter White murder, egomania, emotional manipulation (through poisoning a child) and emotional abuse - but we cannot forgive Skylar her pissy attitude.

I find keeping in touch with people who left said company make better, references anyway. I usually make sure to list people who actually worked with me, not just management, because my colleges are the ones that actually know me (and what I do) anyway.

As a never-married, over 40 single, I gotta say, I resent the registry. Deeply.

This logic works both ways. If you've been living together for so long that you don't need my help setting up your household then you don't need my help putting money in your bank account, either. (Or you don't need that help any more than any of the rest of my friends.) On the other hand, if you have invited me…