oh please

Yeah. :/

This shit is getting interesting.

She’s named Max, which, we’re told is a nickname. For Maxima. Yes, Maxima. Like the Nissan.

Other princess names that Nissan could crib:

How did I NEVER realize he was in Spiderman? Holy crap. He looks so different!

would you say you don’t have good “attention to details”?

I’d like to enjoy that moment but in the back of my head I know that over half of them would be calling her a gold digging liar if it was one of their players.

“Yes, it’s true… this man has no dick.”

I was at the scene when the accident happened.

Damn. Here I thought she’d come out with a new vintage.

A woman named Angela Kipp

I tried this trick when I traveled for business. It works like a champ. Folding level: Asian

From Epicurious:

Why doesn’t anybody wear ear plugs the way they are supposed to be worn?

She’s saying she’s on the Autism spectrum.

I used to hate condoms too; mainly the pain and chaffing they caused. However, when I went off the pill, but my husband and I weren’t quite ready to have a baby, we picked up some non-latex, polyisoprene condoms (e.g. Lifestyles Skyn). And holy crap, if those aren’t 1000% better. Would totally recommend if chaffing is…

PSA for ladies who find most condoms hurt - you may have a slight reaction to the latex. I used to find condoms somewhat painful until I tried non-latex, and I’m never going back. They’re more expensive, but totally worth it.

The Wife and I often go to bed at different times. She’s usually asleep by 9:30-10 and I can’t fall asleep ‘till sometime later than 11.