Barbra Streisand talking about the importance of truth when introducing Black Klansman is the epitome of irony.

Why I’m not an anti-vaxxer.

A couple times a year Kitchenaid will have a refurb sale at their Ebay store. The mixers will be about half price.

Cats know a good deal when they see one. Lagerfeld loved Choupette and spoiled her silly.

Yup. She died a month later.

Did my mother write this?

Adam Driver gets no love.

Armisen is mixed (Venezuelan-Korean-German), so he kinda gets a pass.

Kimmel is also a huge R.Kelly fanboy.

Yup! Wilford Brimley was 51 in Cocoon. Tom Cruise is 56.

Roll your own.

It’s also cold as hell in Chicago right now. It’s so cold, when the attack happened, the CTA was busy setting railroad tracks on fire.

Here’s Conan O’Brien and Quentin Tarantino talking about working with Muppets.

Coasters are business cards for bars and restaurants. You’re supposed to take them.

It’s not as goofy as this:

An SNL star smoking his career away? Inconceivable!

He’s also responsible for this: