The best way to introduce someone to anything is with Muppets.

Judy Garland was 47 when she died. Renee Zellweger is 48.

Renée Zellweger is 48.

This is what Oprah looked like after she touched the guitar.

Comet also has a live stream.

Make coffee jelly.

Is his wife going to screech sing on it?

From StarTrek.com.

Don’t use wood glue on 78s. It will rip the shellac off.

I’d buy that for a dollar.

Cat scratches are easy to fix,

Try Discogs. Some people like to collect promo stuff.

What started it all:

A Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey/Violentmonkey script:

My personal favorite: Iron Butterfly’s In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida in Manhunter.

Maybe Marc Jacobs needs a snickers.

In other news, Lena Dunham got dumped by her uterus.

Chris Farley: Right. I think we.. I think we got time for one more question. Uh.. remember when you were in The Beatles? And, um, you did that album Abbey Road, and at the very end of the song, it would.. the song goes, “And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make”? You.. you remember that?

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Mahoney’s passing is big news in Chicago. He was one of the original members of the Steppenwolf Theatre Company.