At least they are NOT “Batman Forever” nipples artificially put in a costume. They are as “natural” as a videogame character can feature them.

This! I don’t care if they say he’s not a plumber now, they have never bothered to say otherwise in years, so yes, why on Earth has Nintendo not made a SINGLE game where the main mechanic involves plumbing? Take a plumber’s tool set for example: wrenches, hammers, pipes, etc, then take the traditional power ups and…

For me, it was Galaga. Yep! I had no problem shooting my way through as long as the insects stayed on top of the screen, but 8-year-old me would scream and freak out whenever the big wasp dropped from the top and tried to take my ship.

I do get that, in the sense that I know why speeedrunners do it, and I bet they enjoy it. You could say it is a different form of «getting the highest score». I guess my thing about it is that I fail to enjoy it too. I don’t play games as often as I used to, and as a consequence, I hardly ever replay them. If I do,…

You know you are getting old and bitter when you hear about speedrunning, and your first thought is «Back in my day, we played these games at normal speed and liked it». Now all I need is a lawn so I can tell kids to get off it.

This article drove me to dust up my Kiki’s Delivery Service DVD... only to find it is not being read by my PC, or my old DVD player, or my Blu-ray player. Now I have an itch I want to scratch. Just to be certain, I am not aware of any streaming services that carry Miyazaki films (and I don’t want to go the Jack…

I don’t know... cupcakes are like a real cake’s weird cousins, and I don’t find them as delicious or wholesome as a good old slice. How about a single candle on a cupcake for the germ factory (sorry, the birthday boy/girl) to blow into, then have a full cake to split among everyone?

I don’t know... the text does not really sound like he’s been fired, it has more of an “I quit before you fire me” vibe to it. Heck, it even feels like a plain “I quit”. No hint of Disney-sided dismissal as far as the text goes.

Put a pair of eyes in it, and you’re basically cleaning your car with a Muppet.

Put a pair of eyes in it, and you’re basically cleaning your car with a Muppet.

I was thinking they’d end up with Neil Patrick Harris at this point, but if I had to choose, I like Jackman’s singing voice better. Maybe he can dub in the background? No? Ok, I’ll see myself out.

I understand she was the very first playable character on the beta, so I guess Blizzard is specially fond of her.

By changing the accent and spelling, of course! Here’s an example:

Why not give it the Ghostbusters paint job? Say what you will about that movie. I’m cool with the Ecto-1 hearse.

The first time I ever did the train suplex it was unintended. A friend was watching me play, and he was goading me into trying all blitzes on the train. I was like “Dude, this doesn’t work on bosses. Here! Watch!”.

Not using the Ghost Train theme is a missed opportunity if you ask me. Then again, I enjoy creeping people out like that... (laughs maniacally in Spanish)

My best guess is that it will launch simultaneously with the 5th season of Sherlock.

Intelligence allows you to build an atom bomb. Wisdom keeps you from building it even if you know how to. Many people in positions of power wield the very dangerous combination of being super-intelligent but totally unwise.

Link is wearing the hat, so his initial is the one the suit has.

Evil idea here: Have Starbucks make rainbow cronuts to go with the drink. The lines will last into the next day!

I quit a previous IT job because the administration was unwilling to move from Windows 2000 servers and Windows ME workstations. That was 5 years ago. I visited them recently as they were looking for renewal of their platforms and I now work for a vendor. Believe it or not, they still had the same exact…